Beretta’s Certificate of Honor from Gavin Newsom

Sharp!

[Photo and additional commentary by Corntard]

World Records

You remember artist Maria Forde from that rad Herzog/Kinski t-shirt every single one of us has, right?

Tonight at Curiosity Shoppe she debuts a new series of works illustrating various world records her friends have set. I’m pumped!

Previously:

I Heart Street Art

 

Kids Say the Darnedest Things, Like ‘Stupid Hobo’ and ‘Poop’

You guys should definitely pop over to Guerrero Gallery where a new show made up of works of art that contain words just opened.

The featured piece is a collection of paintings made by a bunch of Boston school children with the aid of artist Caleb Neelon (AKA Sonik) who you might remember from an interview I did with him for I Heart Street Art a while back. Here’s an exchange we had regarding tagging:

At this point we’re standing on a sidewalk across from a janky Motel 6 in the Tenderloin. There’s a tag on one of the building’s exterior walls, a wall that is otherwise caked with about a thousand layers of grimy Tenderloin taint. So we start comparing this modest tag on a dirty building to something like a whimsical cartoon character painted on some small business in the Mission.

Caleb says he certainly identifies as a hand-style nerd, meaning he can appreciate the subtleties in even the most hurried little black-magic-marker tag. So he harbors no special ill will toward the tagger in this case. In fact, Motel 6 being a big corporation, should have no problem having systems in place to keep its walls clean.

Bold! (Read the rest.) But possibly not as bold as this new work at Guerrero Gallery. He asked a group of kids to put down on canvas the nicest or meanest thing they have had said to them or have said to someone else. Which begs the question, which one is the following?

In any case, these two pics I’ve shared are just the tip of the iceberg. Go see for yourself!

Previously:

Dudes Say the Darnedest Things

Sexy-Ass Electric Cars at the 2011 Detroit Auto Show

Right? Don’t you just want to hump it?

Our boy Mike Chino just got back from a whirlwind trip to Detroit, reporting on green stuff for Inhabitat.

See here for seven hot green rides that just might be vying for parking alongside neighborhood Minis and Priuses in the years to come.

Smiley, Bow-Tied Guy in Bunny-Eared, Pig-Nosed S&M Mask

Nice. Or, is it racist? Like maybe it belongs at that vintage paper fair thing.

Draft Anchor Steam Only $1.50

And Negra Modelo to boot! This is even better than that $1 Pabst deal at Bender’s tonight!

I Love Parking on the Sidewalk

Like, when you have a good reason like you’re packing up a canoe or something, and you know it’s wrong or whatever, but you also know nobody’s going to hassle you? What a feeling! It’s the funnest.

Pumpkin Pocky

Too bad you weren’t in. I wonder if they’re as tasty as they sound.

This Guy Gets Paid to Scrape Stickers off Lampposts

Do you suppose they schedule his shifts for rainy days because the rain helps break down the stickers?

In any case, if you love stickers on lampposts and stuff, you might like Penelope Popsicle, Talent Is An Asset, and Poison Darts Broken Hearts.

Free Canoe

It’s a mini. And I don’t see any paddles or seat cushions or life preservers, but you get what you pay for.

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission