Mission Mission

I know there’s nothing anyone can do about this, and I don’t mean to start a fight, but you know what sucks? When right after Literary Death Match, they flip on a million hella bright lights in order to drive everyone downstairs.

Best line from this special Sex, Drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll edition of LDM: “Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin together maybe?”

Previously:

This Interview is Hard: Literary Death Match’s Todd Zuniga

LDM at Amnesia

It’s 10:22 am on Easter Sunday and me and my roommates begin to hear someone yelling outside, “I’m down here!” He then mutters repeatedly, “Where are you, muthafucka?” We peek outside and ascertain that Mr. Black Man with Unrealistically White Shoes has spotted the shoes hanging from the power lines outside our apartment. Or rather, the power lines outside the apartment of the crack dealer who lives across the street. He clearly needs a fix but doesn’t know which apartment the shoes are signaling. So he does the best he can by announcing his presence and hoping for the best.

The guy yells again, in a Barry White voice that booms all the way down to Mission Street, “I’M DOWN HERE!” He then pulls out a wad of money and begins to count it in a very obvious way.

Alas, our neighborhood drug dealer is not awake yet, and Barry White ambles on down the street, muttering and counting his money.

UPDATE: Jack says, “Oh look, drug dealer’s awake. Omg that guy has no pants on. That just ruined my life.”

Indybay caught a drug bust or something happening right up against the glass at Muddy Waters:

A group of police tackled a man near 16th and Valencia in the early afternoon today. Wouldn’t have thought much of it except the cop in the last picture came inside the cafe and threatened to arrest one of the other people taking photos out the window…. something strange was up…

Read on for tons more pictures and further speculation in the comments section.

[via Aviator Ear]

One of the Buzz Girls wrote in to say:

pussy juice tagged the j. i thought it was a weak tag and douchey, but it did make me laugh.

Link.

Look at this, another group doing something interesting with Orange Alley:

Sketchbook Show!
Curated by Luke Butler

Orange Alley Project
Orange Alley between 25th and 26th Streets, San Francisco
www.orangealleyproject.com

April 11-18
Opening Saturday April 11, 7-10PM

Thanks, Steven!

Previously:

Orange Alley Mural Project

Mostly I just like this poster, but the party sounds good too. DJ Eug says:

Listen for “psych rock, gypsy disco, balearic groove,electro nostalgia and straight up floor burners…” See the Public Release website for more.

If you’re in the mood for some fun multimedia journalism, look no further than this video by Mission Loc@l, which takes us inside a neighborhood taco truck. Link.

Thanks, Plug1!