Mission Mission

It’s official:Woody Allen eats la victoria cup cake .. Standard. No frosting.

— La Victoria Bakery (@lavictoriasf) August 22, 2012

Genius!

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It’s a trek, sure, but the debut of any new endeavor by DJ Purple will be special.

Peruse the songbook here. Read our in-depth interview with the award-winning DJ here. And finally… RSVP and invite your friends!

I’ve been working my way through the new cocktail menu at Dalva’s Hideout and I think I found the winner. Lemon, gin, cocchi, and sort of bitters float (see pic) make it just the right amount of boozy and mouth-puckering. A healthy dose of Becherovka, a cinnamon and nutmeg-y Czech liqueur that tastes like a Christmas at your drunk grandma’s house, puts it over the top. With hits like this, the Hideout will surely remain my favorite place in town to get a fancy cocktail from a bartender who is not wearing suspenders.

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It’s called “Diet Coke”:

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One of them is real I think. Can you tell which one?

In case you haven’t heard, it totally pays to be a puppy.

Previously:

• Ewok Smuggling
• How to properly transport your cat on a bicycle

Fuck, that thing where you put on your bike helmet but your bike is still like half a block away

— Nick Pal (@nick_pal) August 27, 2012

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