Mission Mission

Ramona has a new technique:

Lately, when I’m walking somewhere alone at night, and I get a little nervous, I’ve taken to walking really fast and glancing at my watch a lot.

It probably works. If you’re in a hurry, someone’s probably expecting you, so you’re more likely to be missed, and a posse is more likely to be formed. Anyway, read on.

Photo by Adam Sanchez.

This is a still from Jordan’s Hand, a new film by David Enos and Mishell Stimson. Watch it if you love San Francisco, acting, news reports, British accents, fashion or prosthesis.

This is by far, in the three plus years I’ve been doing this, the piece of street art I’ve been most thrilled to post.

Meet SWOMP THANG, a modern monster with modern problems and modern sensibilities.

Courtesy of our pal Penelope P.

Hey, Lucifer is responsible for this picture. Of a toilet at the Lex. That wants you to sit on its face.

Takers?

Previously:

Lexington Disco Ball

Happy Friday, guys and dolls! Should you require a new pet this weekend, consider these!

Saffron — 1 year old female terrier mix

Playtime!  Saffron is a sweet and charming little girl, ready to explore the world around here, chase some shadows, and be your best friend.  She’s young and spirited, and enjoys the finer things in life – rolling in the grass, chasing tennis balls, allowing you to scratch her adorable doggy belly…you, the good stuff.  If you’ve been thinking this summer is a great time to add a companion to your life, check this gal out ASAP!

Mercury — 4 year old male shorthair

What a pretty kitty! Mercury can be quiet and shy but he gets along with other cats (a slow introduction will be best), and will be a playful, friendly love bug once he gets to know you a bit better. His nicked left ear makes him even more unique!

All pets adopted from SFSPCA have received a pre-adoption veterinary exam and behavior assessment, vaccinations, spay/neuter surgery and a microchip.

Where: The San Francisco SPCA’s Maddie’s Adoption Center
Address: 250 Florida Street (at 16th – Street)
Hours: Open Tues – Friday 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., and Saturday/Sunday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (Closed Mondays and major holidays.
Contact: 415-522-3500, www.sfspca.org
Follow SFSPCA at facebook.com/sfspca and twitter.com/sfspca.

Perhaps Andrew spoke a little too soon when he said cyclists rule the streets.

Both photos by omega wolff.

Previously:

Freshly Painted Bike Lanes on Market Apparently Not Quite Enough

Nice neckerchief!

Photo by Nick.Fisher.

Previously:

Oddfellow

Hobo Poo

I’d probably leave off the “dear” part.

Photo by margarita azucar.

Previously:

The Asshole Assumption by Tomi Laine Clark

Works Dolores Park on pleasant afternoons, just like ganja treats guy and pot truffles guy. Hit him up!

Photo by terry.b.

Somebody used this to get to Nirvana’s big show at the Warfield. Think about that.

It definitely looks just like some OP board shorts I had back then.

Scan by sbfisher.

More on the SOON-TO-BE-DEFUNCT Muni Fast Pass:

RIP Muni Fast Pass (plus: Muni Passes of the late 1970s)

29-Year-Old Muni Fast Pass

More on the ’90s:

Somebody Loves the ’90s