New Notebook Solves Graffiti Problem

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No need for any Graffiti Judge (as badass as that sounds). Just subsidize the distribution of a lot of these notebooks.

[via Animal]

Chillin' High Above Mission

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Muni Overhead Wire Technician has got to be kind of a sweet gig during those moments where they’re stuck in rush hour traffic and they just get to hang out up there.

Previously:

Close Call! Truck vs. Muni Overhead Wire Repair Vehicle

Dolores Park Jedi Questions Cops

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SFPD were out in force yesterday afternoon, cruising the park and ordering parkgoers to pour out their Tecates.

At one point, this cloaked hero ran up on them, asking for clarification and debating the validity of their decrees.

Note the light saber in his left hand.

Related:

I Fought The Law at Guerilla Curatorship.

So You Want A Comment on the Graffiti Issue?

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Here it is.

[via Wooster Collective]

Safeway Hero Wants To Kick Your Ass and Fuck Your Lady Friend

A pretty good short story from Rants & Raves:

To the tough guy outside Safeway (mission district)

I was not looking for trouble when I went to Safeway. I was looking for some bread and thought maybe about picking up a few other things before going home after work. I saw you and your lady-friend as I walked by you. You seemed fairly mad at something, and from the look on her face, I was guessing you were mad at her. Ah well… not my concern.

I was unfortunate enough to be behind you in line at checkout. I listened to you bitch and bitch and bitch some more at her. From the gist of the conversation, it seems her monthly friend is in town, and that means you can’t visit. Funny, but again, not my business.

So as i go outside to head home, there you are in the parking lot. You are yelling loud and clear that she WOULD be blowing you tonight and that was that. Now from how it appeared, she didnt think that was going to happen and told you so. Again, funny, but not my business.

Then you smacked her. Cocked way back and belted her right in the face. Ok, now you have my attention. I watched the whole thing. She had no weapon. She was not threatening you. But you hit her. You drew blood.

Link, or read the rest after the jump:

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Be in a Movie with Natasha Lyonne and Elvira!

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And Mink Stole. It’s called All About Evil, Peaches Christ is responsible for it, it’s being filmed in part at the Victoria Theatre over a series of days starting pretty soon, and they need extras.

Jay at SFist has all the details right here.

Previously:

Curtains in the Victoria Theatre Bathroom

Bacon Dumpster

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Here’s hoping the SFPD graffiti unit doesn’t crack down on Bacon. Because where would we be without Bacon?

Related:

Sandwiches are the New Bacon on Burrito Justice.

If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put Some Bacon on It on Mission Mission.

Mischievous Paint Glob

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Above the turlet in the men’s room at Argus Lounge.

Special Delivery

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Bread deliverers kind of freak out when somebody on a bike comes speeding toward them with a phone out trying to take a picture.

French Street Art Looks… French

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Our good buddy Sangroncito is in Paris for some reason. Link.

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission