Critical Mass Seattle

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Despite this unfortunate scene at the staging area, Critical Mass Seattle was tons of fun. The mass itself was about a tenth the size of even a modest San Francisco turnout, but it sticks together real good, up gnarly hills and over heavily trafficked bridges and in and out of a thoroughly present police presence.

And before things got underway, Food Not Bombs Seattle handed out peanut butter and homemade plum jelly sandwiches. Size wise, SF’s event may be way more impressive, but nobody ever gave me a peanut butter and homemade plum jelly sandwich.

Seattle is nice.

Lots more pictures after the jump:

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Ride Too! Looked Like Fun

… but, unfortunately, no one showed up.

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Meli over at Bikes in the City brings us the party analysis.

RIDE TOO! A Night of Bikes, Beer, and Bands at CELLspace

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Happening this Friday:

CELLspace needs a bit of velo-loving, so all are invited to stop by for a night of bikes, beer, and bands. Since 1996, the CELL has supported the arts as well as alternative transportation. For RIDE TOO!, we would like to also welcome back our old neighbors, the Bike Kitchen to their new shop back on Florida Street. Proceeds from this event will go to cover rent for CELLspace as well as help fund the new Mural Project on 633 Florida St. (which will include a Bike Kitchen mural).

All the details.

Mission Mission Fundraiser Alleycat

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Peep this!: no one who writes Mission Mission* owns a real camera.  Clearly we love lo-fi photography, but occasionally it would be nice to have a dSLR to take pictures with.  Since we already have our two strikes, we cannot risk getting caught breaking down the door to Ritz with baseball bats, so looks like we’re going to try and buy one all legit.  This, and other future upgrades (hint!), cannot always be done for free.  Time to raise money and have fun at the same time.

Sunday October 4th.  All the awesome details are here.

We have a facebook event too.  Yes, facebook events are lame as shit, but it would be nice to know how much food to bring.  Oh, the horror.

* except Ariel.  Damn edge cases

Bike Lane Flaccidity

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If you’ve had a bad day at work and had to put up with the irritation that is traffic, coming across some juvenile cock graffiti can be the most magically uplifting thing in the world.

(Thanks Kati!)

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Single-Speed Bike Loom

Becca checks in today from India, to show us a bunch of pictures of gnarly tie-dyed fabrics and the bike looms used to make them. Link.

Previously:

Becca in Guatemala with Blender Bike, Laundry Bike and Peanut Butter Bike

Update: The Purest Form of Cycling

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Spotted at 15th and Treat by permanently scatterbrained a long time ago:

just when you thought your rare albanian velodrome made you the most deck hipster in the mission…

…this son of a bitch has to add a monster truck tire to his rare ukrainian velodrome. damn!

(Photo and post tags stolen from permanently scatterbrained | Hat tip San Francisco, For the Win)

Previously on Mission Mission:

Two Straight Blocks of Bike Balancing

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“Bender’s looked busy [last night],” notes reader and sender of this photograph Senor Hair, “There was like two straight blocks of this.”

Bike Basket Advice


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I love bike baskets.  Not only can I bike across the city with 30 pounds of vegan snacks on a deathtrap clearly engineered for someone 8 inches shorter than I am without getting a sweaty back, people leave me awesome presents in it.

Cyclocross Race or Lost Furry?

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(Photo by Brooke A.)