Who is trying to cover it up? Why don’t they want you to know about it?? Where are the aliens now???*
[photo by someone called "Evil Oars"]
*Getting in line for Boogaloos.

It’s not a tecate hat. It’s not a pbr hat. It’s an awesome hat.
Besides that, though, anyone know what kind of hat this is? Freitag employment awaits!
“Robin Williams, Brian Wilson, and Jem.”
Seriously, though. This guy was way cool. He didn’t seem phased that I ran out of Dalva yelling, “HI I SAW YOU FROM THE BAR AND CAN I TAKE YOUR PICTURE PLZ?”. He confirmed that he didn’t lose a bet and just did it for fun. You rule, dude.
You guys need to start reading Summer Is Rad if you aren’t already. Its author (a longtime Missionite so far as I know) calls it a “picture blog,” and that’s what it is. It’s a bunch of pictures, not necessarily related to one another, often not credited. But what a collection! The curation here is superb. Good stuff (like the above for instance omg) all through the day, day in and day out.
I know there are a lot of blogs like this out there, but this one is just a little special for some reason.
Further research revealed that:
1) No, he was not wearing stilts.
2) Does not play professional basketball.
Nonetheless, just imagine the possible angles! Sir, if you have a flickr account full of birds-eye views, kindly send it our way.