Mission Mission

Mary delivers the good news in a post titled NEW NAME FOR THE CROTCH AREA:

“grindquarters”

Let us rejoice!

[Photo by terry.b]

Doctor Dex wrote in to share a fun little story:

Thought you might be interested to hear about this crazy little scene I ran into yesterday on Mission St.  while headed to  Taqueria Cancun.  Walking down Mission, I noticed this woman in front of a produce stand kick something into the street.  Upon further inspection, I realize it is some sort of a vibrator.  I think it was an older model perhaps, one with the battery pack and control connecting via wire to the egg like vibrator.  After snapping a couple of pictures and deciding what to do next, the thing turns on as if possessed by some sort of sex ghost and starts bouncing back and forth against the curb.  I manage to capture a short video before an FJ Cruiser decides he wants to park right on top of the little devil and kill the mood.

Watch the brief video here.

His name is Bone Head. His URL seems to be erroneous.

[via Zarah]

Me too.

[Photo by Orin]

Whoa! Last week at Muni Diaries Live, our very own Ariel Dovas told the story of his first kiss (and the epic romance surrounding it). It’s pretty great. You’re welcome, Muni Diaries.

Watch it now:

Eater SF this morning published a list of the 15 Bay Area restaurants with the hottest staffs. The top two are in the Mission. Here’s what they have to say:

2) Heart: Brooding owner Jeff Segal chose a pulsating organ as the logo for his Mission wine bar; he serves wine in Mason jars and describes them with guts. “More soul than Marvin Gaye. This wine just fucking sings,” for example. Add in louche hipster servers and this wild card is not only steaming up the wine scene, but twisting it into bendy new positions.

1) Flour + Water: There’s a beau in the back and the servers can wear whatever they fancy. Our reader favorite is a swarm of plaid-clad, hottie hospitality.

Congrats, all! Read on for lots more hotness.

Melinda has the scoop:

Simple as that! Duly noted.

So says this new poll by Mission Love Advice anyway:

It’s true so far as I know. Click here to vote (and read a bunch more probably accurate, possibly funny stereotypes).

Via our buddy Josh‘s RSS subscription to a Craigslist search for “Gameboy”:

Selling some of my ex bf’s gameboys – $20 (richmond / seacliff)

He couldn’t cut it(had premature “issues”) so I decided to dump him and sell some of his stuff

I’m asking $20 each or OBO
All of them are in good condition with no weird stains or problems
If you have any questions feel free to ask

P.S
I been kinda lonely lately so I’m willing to trade a gameboy or 2 for some “fun” from a guy
Yes I am a real girl and yes I am easy on the eyes

Modern romance! Just think, maybe you guys’ll hit it off and start a very special band!

[link] (Thanks, Josh!)

From Missed Connections:

Paxton’s Gate, Saturday around 4PM – m4w – 34 (mission district)

We spoke briefly in two neighboring stores. You showed me your new rock. Wish I’d asked for your name.

Illicit! Respond if you’re feeling saucy I suppose, newly engaged girl (not pictured).

[Photo by V.H.D.]