Mission Mission

The best part was when the stilts girl who was with them did the splits and somebody way up the hill shouted “YEEEAH, BITCH,” which is rude — but the whole park cracked up. That was the best part.

Or, AN AWESOME PIECE OF JEWELRY AROUND MY NECK! Bingo bango, vodka rules! DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Linda!

[via Christina]

Pleeeeeeease tell me somebody parked there and plans to contest whatever ticket they got.

[Uptown Almanac via Summer Is Rad]

I like the look of this flyer, and the sound of “White Gold Karaoke Night.” And if it’s not great, you can always bowl a few frames.

(Thanks, Carlos!)

This Thursday night, the Cal Academy and Noise Pop are having a very special party. Here’s the deal:

[T]his week NightLife is all about earthquakes! Be among the first to see the Academy’s newly opened Earthquake exhibit and planetarium show, complete with shake table and live ostriches. Also enjoy an Earthquake Sundae-eating competition by Ghirardelli Ice Cream and Chocolate Shop, soundQuake, meet the folks from the US Geological Survey and SPUR. Live music by Weekend and Violens presented by Noise Pop.

Sounds good! To win, tell us your best earthquake-related anecdote (or I guess an ostrich-related anecdote would work) in the comments section below. A winner will be chosen based on merit and awarded a pair of tickets for the party. Contest ends at noon on Wednesday.

Further details and advance tickets here.

Here’s a song by Weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJk41jsE_YQ

• Hot dog
• Bun
• Melted cheese
• Really beautiful lettuce
• Really beautiful tomato
• Pickle ovals
• Ketchup
• Mustard

Put it all together and eat it!