How to cram a 40oz Colt 45 into your pocket-tee’s pocket

[via Carlos]

Canoeing down Valencia Street

[via The Tens]

Sad panda

(Thanks, @katchatters!)

Berlin-style ping pong party returns this Friday, and for Halloween it’s masquerading as a soul night!

American Tripps is back after a monthlong hiatus, and there are two big reasons you DO NOT want to miss this edition:

  1. To kick off Halloween weekend right, the party is eschewing techno for one night only to masquerade as a SOUL NIGHT, featuring DJ Wam Bam Ashleyanne (who you might remember TOTALLY ROCKED last Friday’s Oldies Night at the Knockout).
  2. This event is your first opportunity to set foot inside The NEW AND IMPROVED Secret Alley. The crew spent all of October on a rad remodel. Nobody knows quite what to expect, but if you’ve been inside before, you know it can only get more impressive.

Plus, I hear Kreayshawn and Dolly Parton are both gonna be there. RSVP and invite your friends!

ALSO, the Friday after that (November 4th) is yet another very special American Tripps event, The American Tripps Berlin-Style Ping Pong Block Party. More details soon.

DJ Purple Karaoke Halloween Party tonight at the Make-Out Room


[Photo by Jess Kelso]

Hopefully we’ll see another epic DJ Purple inflatable guitar solo, like the one above, from last Thursday at Jack’s. Details on tonight’s very special party:

Make-Out Monday: Monsters Edition! It’s gonna be bonkers!

Come on down for $7 PBR pitchers and $3 drink specials and stay to dance and sing it all off with your friends!

Gaelan and Chadwick behind the bar, as ever, and you and yours singing on stage with San Francisco’s Best DJ: DJ Purple!

Pre-Halloween Costumes? Bring it on!

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Swing in a little early for Fly Me To The Moon happy hour with DJs Amy and DJ spinning all 60s soul and funk to get you in the mood to sing! (5$ PBR pitchers ’til 8!)

Sounds like a plan, man! RSVP and invite your friends!

Also to help get you in the mood, here are a couple more highlights from last Thursday, songs you don’t hear too often but which were totally nailed right before closing time by DJ Purple and company:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8SSBjyzEyA

Hot new dance for fall: Running the floor

As demonstrated by artist Jihaari Terry at the Salty Dog opening.

[via Hampshire House]

Captain Save a Hoe WILL be at tonight’s Bay Area Hip Hop edition of Debaser

We have it on good authority. Now are you pumped for Debaser tonight? Here’s the video:

RSVP and invite your friends! ”It’s nineteen-ninety-fo’!”

Homemade-vodkanol-fueled rural Balkan Wedding of the Year, 1990 (tonight at Amnesia)

Our budday Malcolm, a connoisseur of all things Balkan, fills us in:

The great Mano Cherga Band plays tonight with Chervona, Makru Musica and DJ Zlejko from Kafana Balkan (late night set 1AM-close). For those of you who’ve yet to see Mano Cherga, this Serbo-Gypsy five-piece has the power to transform any venue into the homemade-vodkanol-fueled rural Balkan Wedding of the Year, 1990. You become the too-young sweaty groom; she becomes the too-young sweaty bride. Chances are she is a lovely link in the fairy circle of scarf dancing girls that seems to spring up wherever these fellows play. You have your whole lives ahead of you! Tonight the floorboards will leap, the chandeliers will swing, and temblors will pass unnoticed!

In! RSVP and invite your friends!

Rollerblading uphill, into oncoming traffic, right after closing time

And he was really going for it, blasting right the hell up into Bernal Heights.

At least he’s wearing a helmet.

Frankenstein or David Byrne in the big suit?

Definitely looks like Dave’s patented “Life During Wartime” dance. Either way, classic costume ideas both.

[Photo submitted by Gary S. via our Facebook wall.]

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission