Mission Mission

A little vignette courtesy of a Tumblrer named Lissy:

[A cafe in the Mission district. Someone steals an iPad out of a fellow cafe-goer's messenger bag and runs.]

• Mark: Wow. What just happened?
• me: Oh my God… I should have stopped him.

(hugging our laptops closer. a gray-haired grandpa walks past us. we eye him suspiciously)

• me: (glancing back) I’m so paranoid now.
• Mark: Maybe we should switch cafes….

See the little punchline here. And for goodness’ sake keep an eye on your gear.

[Photo by Honey Jets]

Why not knock off early and kick back and relax?

(But seriously, they’re doing important work down there. You can almost taste the improved drainage already.)

[via Cool Bitch]

The book is called Bi-Rite Market’s EAT GOOD FOOD: a grocer’s guide to shopping, cooking and creating community through food. Here’s a promotional video:

They’re also doing some promotional events.

These are some pictures from Shine On‘s debut earlier this month, shot by Joshua Cobos. The party was good lookin’, as you can see. (View the full album here.)

To give you a taste of what to expect musically, here’s one jammer that got the dance floor cookin’ last time:

Details on tonight’s edition:

Indie pop, dream pop and C86 with DJs Jamie Jams, Lil’ Amy and special guest Will Ivy!

$5, Free with RSVP before 11pm. $3 Olympia cans and cocktails all night. $2 shots before 11pm.

Every 1st and 3rd Wednesday at Public Works! Photos by Josh Cobos. Door by Thea Chacamaty.

RSVP and invite your friends.

It was small, but right up against a wall, could’ve gotten bigger. The gang stumbled away laughing:

Luckily, a good samaritan loped across 22nd Street in no time and stamped it out:

New trends in sitting: using your bike lock cable as a makeshift footrest.

The Feast has the scoop:

The original variety, somewhat of a cult classic, made its debut almost a year ago and is a hit in local stores such as Whole Foods, but these new habanero, serrano-tomatillo, and chipotle varieties will have a smaller run. [link]

They go on sale the first week of November. Available at your friendly neighborhood Papalote or at the Papalote Salsa website.

Just in time for Halloween!

“YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR PARTS,” however, is only one half of the story. Our pal Visivo has the other (plus an explanation) right here.

Scratch that itch, baby.