Philz Expansion Planz

As one of the most revered coffee shops (gauged by Craigslist Missed Connections per week) in the Mission, Philz is always on the lookout for ways to increase the number of ways to serve you, the customer.  We’ve seen cupcakes, donuts, and empanadas; but we haven’t truly gotten a sense of the cafe’s plans for 24th Street domination until now, thanks to secret documents recently unearthed by local rabble-rouser brainslip:

El Philzolito
Burritos, tacos, etc. Chipz $0.50.

Philzeist
Porta-Potty packed smokey watering hole.

Philzamunde
Palestinian take on upscale sausage.

Phjlz Belgian Phrjtz
Benelux cone-based appetizers.

Read on for the rest.

[Photo by Premshree Pillai]

Previously:

Deal of the Year: $200 Annual Bottomless Miller Pint at Clooney’s

5 Responses to “Philz Expansion Planz”

  1. sillypog says:

    Maybe they should invest in more cups. One cup at a time WTF?

  2. Jack Walker says:

    People drive from elsewhere to go to Philz. I see them parking in the bus zone and also blocking drives. For fuck’s sake people it’s just coffee, and not even the best on 24th and Folsom. Do yourself, your local shop and the planet a favor, walk to the spot nearest to your house and get coffee there.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Agreed.

    • Lapidgeon says:

      And don’t forget to meet your quota at the nail factory and wait in line for your bread comrade. These misguided capitalist pig dogs with their “consumer choice” fantasies. They give this son of the revolution a hearty and deserved laugh.

  3. MrEricSir says:

    Forget Philz, Haus is where it’s at.

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