No dis-ASS-emble Johnny Five

Our pal Xtinal got to tour the Kink.com armory and spotted an “upgraded” Johnny 5. Times must be tough, even for escaped sentient Nova robots. We know he can feel love, but can he feel… you know… pleasure?

BTW, have you seen the El Debarge video for “Who’s Johnny”? Total disappointment. They clearly didn’t have the budget to hire the robot or Steve Guttenberg, so they just put a cardboard cutout of Steve and a lame puppet robot arm into a few shots. The song still holds up and they did manage to cast the ultra-cute Ally Sheedy, though:

[via Xtinalrichards]

One Response to “No dis-ASS-emble Johnny Five”

  1. J-Train says:

    J-5 actually looks downgraded since my tenure at Kink. He use to have a chainsaw style arm with tongues acting as the chain.

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