There, that should keep the 4-year olds from messin’ with your ride, and as a bonus you don’t have to carry it into the corner store and look like a total dweeb. Win win.
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Every time I see a grown up riding one of these things, I have to resist the urge to push them over.
Same. But I’m kind of tall, and always, always have to fight the urge to clothesline ‘em.
either of you touch me – ill put my foot in your ass.
Internet tough guys hiding behind keyboards is all u are.
Doubt it, your foot couldn’t reach my ass. Also, there’s a difference between “urges” and threats. Read more better.
Oh please. You got busted and now you want to wiggle out of it with semantics. Just don’t front.
Hey Dinah- you get a big ol’ CHILD PLEASE
Man, this reply is just dripping with irony.
doubt the real alan gelfand would touch a razor scooter…..
dang, don’t fuck with razor scooterists. They will tail whip your ass.
careful, rollerbladers might steal yer wheels!
I rode one of these home from the lot where I parked my zipcar yesterday. #BALLIN’
One less car is a good thing.
One less fixie.
Pussy ass troll you are HDPDV.
Awww, you say the sweetest things.
I used to have this when I was a kid. Now my son is asking for one, but I’m afraid he’d get into an accident I did not buy him.
Give the kid a damn scooter!
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