Mission Mission

I’m digging the breaking cloud cover over the city this morning.

This table is the best way of telling your peers “hey, I have a problem.”  Then I saw the original price: two point five thousand goddamn dollars.  Scratch that, whatever you are doing, keep doing it.  It is obviously working out for you.

mirrored hollywood regency table – $250 (glen park)

this is a beautiful mirrored table. can be used as a coctail table between two chairs (mid century feel) or as a bedside table. i paid 2500. and i’m letting it go for 250.
it’s 2′/2′/18″ (deep)

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Thanks for the hot tip, David!

Rather than notify the city, why not just use this handcart as additional bike parking?*  Bender’s, this is how you can solve the parking crisis that occurs almost every night.

* Bike thieves: I’m certain disassembling a handcart is difficult.  Don’t even try it.

Coming to a irate homeowner’s garage near you.

[REDACTED]

As someone who attempted to drive around with CPR dummies in my car so I could poach the HOV lane, I can guarantee you that this will not work.

Also, what is up with that bronze burrito between the statue’s legs?

(Spotted on 18th)

Remember jaywalkin’ on Capp?  Apparently that shit will set you back $174.  Think of all the money that has been taken out of the local drug dealer’s and pimp’s pockets.  Think about it.

Rite Spot Cafe is one of those dives that I really like but somehow never manage to go to.  By some force beyond my comprehension, I ended up there on Friday after a few rounds at Bender’s and had to visit the bathroom.  Turns out that Rite Spot is not just home to cheap drinks and food but some great bathroom tags.

You know, in all the movies I have ever seen, it has always been piranhas, killer ants, or Hannibal Lecter that will eat an animal down to the bone.  I’ll never be able to look at pigeons the same ever again.

From our tipster, Jon:

snapped these on my way to work this morning on 24th St. around Harrison, I believe. The guy next to me said, “I think it’s a horse.”

Thanks Jon!

I was taking a stroll down 24th the other morning to practice dodging bullets and maybe get some breakfast when I spotted this:

Our beloved turret caddy got all fucked up!  Yeah, the new addition of shag carpeting brings out the inherent awesomeness of hacksawing out the trunk and roof, but now the turret is resting where Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre’s bodyguards should be sitting.  I hope it gets fixed soon.

Previously on Mission Mission:

• Turreted Cadillac, and Joey Ramone, and the Pope
• Turreted Cadillac Vandalized!