Sit/Lie Till I Die

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Prop L or not.

Nonetheless , these were the only ones I saw on Haight this afternoon.  One managed to get his hands on a burrito by the time I walked by again.

SFPD's Secret Crime Fighting Fuel: Hoarded Cans of Sparks

And you bet your ass they know how precious it is. Look at him regarding it so lovingly!

Lucky ducks!

[Photo by Dalton Blanco] [via no hope]

Previously:

Redweiser: The Next Four Loko

The Best Giants Riot Video So Far

My budding filmmaker buddy Nico spliced together all the great high def footage he took of the craziness last night and put it over the most appropriate soundtrack imaginable to create the masterpiece shown here.  Although the general consensus seems to be that what occurred in the Mission on Monday night following the Giants’ championship victory was not a riot per se, it’s easy to understand why anyone standing in the vicinity of these shots might be inclined to suggest otherwise.

Take a look and see for yourself to relive the memories over and over again.

Car Plows Revelers (Alternate Angle) [Video]

That previous video left us wondering exactly how many people the car hit, and at what velocity. This video clears all that up. Watch only if you think you can stomach it:

Thanks, JSP.

Car Plows Revelers, Revelers Swarm Car [Video]

At about 2 minutes in, this car plows clean into a crowd of people. It’s unclear who is hurt and how bad, but there is shrieking. Then the crowd swarms the car, and you hear threats and lots of glass breaking.

This is a genuinely scary movie:

Boardjacked!

As far as we’re concerned, the Mission wouldn’t be the Mission without Carlos Reyes. And last night somebody jacked his board!

Check out Carlos’ coverage of the riots here and here, and for god’s sake keep an eye out for his ride!

And Then They Smashed the Cab Window

While the cab was trying to get away (albeit very slowly) down Valencia at 16th.

I’m all about Go Giants, but we kind of lost it a little bit tonight, guys.  I mean, someone got stabbed and we set a bunch of shit on fire.  Keep it classy.  Act like you know.

Shitty Kitty and the Phillie Phanatic

So, apparently Shitty Kitty is a self-hating, closeted fuzzy? Prone to violence and date rape? This is troubling.

And it is part of a new Shitty Kitty series called Vamos Gigantes!

Increased Demand for Rad Ferocious Few T-Shirts Leads to Barroom Brawl

The shirts are really rad, who can blame the guy?

Listen to the Ferocious Few here.

Photo by Carl Says.

Previously:

Ferocious Few Rock Treasure Island Harder Than Some of the Headliners

Mugging in Dolores Park Last Night

And it happened right in front of reader Andy’s place:

It was on 20th near Dolores, across from the Park.  A woman was
walking on the sidewalk when somebody got out of a car and grabbed her
purse, then sped off. (It was an older Maroon Cadillac).

He wasn’t able to get any pics of the vehicle or assailant, but did manage to alert the Twitterverse:

WTF?! Just saw a girl get mugged in front of my apartment. Cops showed up in less than 60 seconds (before I could find my phone).

The girl is not hurt, just freaked out and without a purse. They were in a car, grabbed her purse from her and sped off.

Incidentally, if you see a Maroon Cadilac driving fast around the mission, call 911.

We’re in communication with some of the folks involved and will have more on this soon, so be sure to check back for updates.  In the meantime, be careful out there!

[Photo by Ian Main]