Mission Mission

Clearly, the only conclusion that one can come to when finding strange objects on the street is that they came from a “hipster party”. Has anyone seen a “lamenting hipster” walking around? Or perhaps one of our hipster readers knows what happened here.

If so, let Mission Loc@l know.

Hot Faces has encountered a number of new hot faces in recent days. See anything you like?

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Hot Faces

There are times when I wish everyone didn’t have a camera on their phone.

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This man’s insane hella-strings guitar was brought to you by MOViN 99.7. Don’t miss Fernando & Greg in the mornings and tune in tonight for your chance for free tickets to this year’s Triple Ho Show!

How do you say “Viral Marketing” in Spanish, anyway? The answer may shock and educate you:

Achieve Satori and receive a complimentary chocolate cake.

[Taken inside Hua Zang Si Temple on 22nd St. during Mission Bicycle's "10 Mission Secrets Bike Tour"]

Looks like this lady is well aware of the perils of crossing at 19th and Dolores.

Those “sidewalk bulb outs” and “pedestrian refuges” can’t come soon enough.

[photo and title by Jeremy Brooks]

How come this isn’t the case at every intersection in America? Simple, easy, perfect. And it reminds me of that time God gave me the finger.

[Photo by Bat Bombs.]

Could you possibly ask for a more perfect summation than this? What fun! Everyday Photos delivers again.

All I can add is that M.C. Hammer was weird, Patti Smith was tuff incarnate, Nick Lowe was charming as ever and Sharon Jones has tons of stamina.

I have no idea what’s going on here, but this masterpiece comes from Its Milk, the best photo blog about life in Berlin you will ever encounter.

Update: Oops, I guess some of you might need to click through if you want to see it.

Updated Update: re-animated!

It’s a shame too — I thought he was really good in that Katy Perry sex tape.

[This photo is part of an epic treatise on this heatwave by Carlos Reyes.]