Mission Mission

That guy’s not even in a real space. He backed into the little triangular area that CR-V behind him is supposed to be able to use to get out. And he’s blocking the bike lane. And he’s probably partying at Blondie’s. Nice, dude.

Subtle work, Jaut!

(You might remember Jaut from that time I went to a panel discussion featuring four real-live street artists.)

Previously:

Slices Go QUICK at Pauline’s Pizza 25th Anniversary Party [VIDEO]

What happens!?

You see a lot of non-ironic preppy outfits instead of just ironic preppy outfits. Quite refreshing.

Related:

I Heart Street Art: Graffiti in High Places

I’ve never had vegan lamb anything, but if there’s anything I love as much as being vegan, it’s eating lamb. And Vegansaurus thinks this is going to be pretty good:

Brand new soup stand, Relais, is premiering tonight (Sunday, February 6th) in the Mission on the corner of 20th and Valencia. They’re serving up vegan lamb soup and it promises to be fucking deeeeelicious because these people are talented chefs for real.

Read on. (Hopefully their narrow time window doesn’t conflict with Glee.)

Daaang! Looks like he was fabricated at the Jim Henson Creature Shop!!!1!

They looked possibly damp, so I didn’t want to touch them, let alone put them on my face.

So what happens? Do the red squares leap up at you? Does bum vomit spring to life?

It looks like that one dude is giving a recital of some kind. Three o’clock in the morning, time for a poetry reading?

It’s still totally gorgeous, you guys. When was the last time you made it out there?

You know you’ve been meaning to make a trip, maybe bring that friend of yours who’s never been? Do it to it!

Why can’t we get something like this going in the Mission!?

Oh, because it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen? That makes sense.