Mission Mission

A gem, right? I think “DESIGN SHIT FOR GENO” is right up there with “PLAN CHEST PIECE.”

[via Petty Crimes]

I bet he was all like, “It’s expensive, and there’s no rice in the burritos, but I’ll be damned if this place isn’t great.”

[via @the SFCritic]

While not as mesmerizingly beautiful as the last map we featured here, this cartographic offering more than makes up for it with controversy.  Available in a variety of colors here.

(Thanks Tony!)

Get yourself over to 18th and Mission right now! The Boba Guys x Ken Ken Curry operation is now in full swing, and they’re slinging delicious boba tea (milk or soy, $4) and Japanese curry rice (pork or veggie, $8) while supplies last!

It’s to show their support for this dude John Avalos who’s running for mayor. Whatever the reason, this will surely be a seriously unique dance party. They’re scheduled to do their thing from 2-5PM.

And then, of course, Primo’s got 2 Men Will Move You tonight at Amnesia (featuring the triumphant return of DJ Jordan):

Boba Guys are in full effect starting NOW. Here’s an update:

Two quick things: 1) Cash Only (sorry, we couldn’t get our credit card machine to work) and 2) If you can come around 1pm, you might avoid the mad lines. Boba time!

See you at 1pm!

And yet this pig alarm has a certain charm.

While this ghost udder still makes me shudder.

[via Storts]

Previously:

• DICK BOOTS

[via Primo]

The Bold Italic today takes a look at everybody’s favorite Tallahassee import, volleybonk:

Volleybonk is a combination of volleyball, tennis, kickball, and, well, Fight Club.

We rotate service games similar to volleyball, except there’s no maximum or minimum number of players (they’ve had as few as two and as many as 36).

The goal, like tennis, is to hit winners or force errors, except unlike tennis, our team can volley among ourselves as many times as we want after the first bounce in order to get the ball across, as long as the same person doesn’t hit it twice in a row. We can strike the ball with any part of our bodies, so kicking, punching, heading, kneeing, or clotheslining are all on the table. Oh, and we don’t keep score.

Read on.