Mission Mission

But they have to go around as a pair. If they split up, neither look is as hot.

[via Almighty Corntard]

The Fog Bender waxes poetic:

they tore down the playground at Dolores park and i’m bummed about it.

this was the place i went to countless birthday parties in my youth.

the place i would take countless dates to drink and chat on the wooden structure under the stars.

the place i would count hundreds of football sized rats running from the bushes to the big wooden boat that sat beached in the sand.

this was the place i would run off to after getting too fucked up to hang out at the bar.

i would swing on the swing set by myself and sometimes meet other people doing the same thing.

Read on for the dramatic conclusion.

[Photo by Norman Rockwell]

A woman was having a conniption into a cellphone on 22nd Street a little bit ago. Shrieking:

If she’s under stress FUCK the birthday party! FUCK the birthday party! She’s not fifteen! Or eleven! If she’s under stress, FUCK THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Bummer!

[Photo by Klara Kim]

Friday night’s dance gala at the Verdi Club was a blast. Events there are few and far between, so try not to miss out next time, alright?

More pics after the jump:

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Watch your backs!

Now let’s all watch Louis C.K.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

I’m a little late to the game with the whole Kreayshawn kreayze, but that hasn’t stopped other notables from weighing in (“Godawful. Another white girl from the ‘burbs trying to act hard. Kesha with a bluntwrap”).  Nor has it stopped Kreay-Kreay from venturing out of Oakland to hang out in our hip little Mission district for the obligatory Thrift Town rack dive and jaunt through Clarion Alley.  Did she buy the same rainbow-vomit sweater you sold there last week?

Link.

[Thanks J-man!]