Mission Mission

This is yet another still from that video we mentioned a minute ago. We felt it deserving of its own post.

Fear the bearded Vader! Fear the bearded Vader!

VADER BEARD!

Previously:

Girl Parts Vader

They seem to have some trouble keeping the camera in focus, but maybe that’s the price you pay for such professional-looking video. Reader Jason S. tells us his personal sob story:

i used to work for the SF Giants in the marketing dept. from 05-08, a time when the giants sucked and employee morale about the team was really low. and now that i’ve left, the giants are world champs!… anyway, my colleague torin made this incredible parade video using the canon 7d.

Bummer for you, Suss! Thanks for the tip though!

The video is indeed pretty good, and includes appearances by SF celebrities nobody really cares about…

And SF celebrities everybody LOVES:

And, we have 50% confirmation Tim Lincecum is down with Redweiser!

Watch the whole video here:

But how is this enforced? Who makes the call? Definitions of “hipster” seem to waver so!

Photo and post title by TGS.

Or wait, maybe they love a girl named Marina.

Or maybe this is some kind of very subtle anti-Marina reverse psychology or something?

Ugh, so complex!

Photo by Carl Says.

Aww, look how good it looks! I look at this picture by Shelley P. (and do blow it up so’s you can see the rest of the loaf) and I ache for this bread to be in my mouth.

The other day I was at Rhea’s and ordered an avocado-and-cheese sandwich on Tartine bread (that’s right, Rhea’s stocks Tartine bread so’s you don’t have to stand in line at Tartine to enjoy Tartine bread), but they were all out! I was so bummed! The other bread was good too, but it was no Tartine bread.

Tartine bread.

Birthday Pony rules! See what happens with this budding romance here.

Pushbike is open for business at its prime new location, and I’m thinking we all might want to swing by for one of these bright, simple tees, hot off the presses.

UPDATE: My bad. Here’s an update about their hours for the next few days.

You might remember this tableau from last week; I was all, “Yeah, you better give me one of those Advils too.”

Anyway, this party did not end well for Dana, the photographer. Get the full story (which includes video shot atop last week’s most famous fire truck — and an epic ending) here. And be sure to read the comments.

Where did this look come from? Is it comfortable? How long does it take every morning to make sure your tank top is just the right amount of baggy?

Mai over at Fashionist doesn’t necessarily answer any of these questions, but she sure documents this extra-hot trend expertly, right here. (Be sure to click through, if only to see this pair’s hairdos.)

Ever wanted to see a guy in a shark costume execute some gnarly BMX maneuvers? Watch this video.

Also, Kurt Russell is in it: