Three-Eyed Dragon Monkey in Dolores Park

This gorgeous piece of work is located on the south wall of the Dolores Park bathroom/clubhouse structure. Spooky!

Presidential Debate Screened in Dolores Park (Surf's Up)

Best place ever to watch slow, halting campaign speeches. Also, Tollie-bahn don’t surf!!

Destroy All Barbies

Tonight at Doc’s Clock, it’s Barbie Destruction Night, a benefit for Creativity Explored:

Doc’s Clock will provide the Barbie and art supplies, and you bring your twisted imagination to transform Barbie into your worst nightmare!

Link. Party starts at 8pm.

Photo by dinahdk.

Welcome to Unlucky Street

Amor de Cosmos spotted this appropriate reworking of Lucky Street‘s sidewalk stamp. When oh when will Lucky be lucky again? Link.

Who Will Be Our Next Supervisor?

Just a reminder: the big debate is tonight at the Victoria Theatre at 7:30. It’s open to the public, all the candidates will be there, and the moderator is local media luminary Melissa Griffin. Complete details are at District 9 Debate 2008, including sponsor list and question submission form (and the above graphic).

P.S. Dude, Tom Valtin looks like he belongs in Gogol Bordello! Badass!

$500,000 to Reduce Violence in the Mission

On the eve of the big debate amongst his possible successors as District 9 Supervisor, Tom Ammiano asked the city for half a mil to help combat violence here in the Mission. SF Gate has the scoop:

The Board of Supervisors is considering spending an extra $500,000 to reduce violence in the Mission District, which has faced a wave of violence this year. But Mayor Gavin Newsom wants the supervisors to first work with his office to decide whether the money already spent in the neighborhood needs to be redeployed on more effective measures.

More effective measures? Sounds prudent, but can it be done? Link.

Photo by rondd5.

Giant Value Becomes Monster Medjool

Interesting tidbit on the MAC SF blog, from a post about a recent land use hearing:

Also in the audience was local developer/entrepreneur Gus Murad, owner of Giant Value & the New Mission Theater, keeping a close eye on the Supes so they don’t thwart his 100+ units of market-rate condo w/ monster club (think Medjools but bigger) proposal.

Great! Tapas and porno AND market-rate condominiums! I just hope they don’t mess with the signage. Link. (Thanks, zinzin!)

Photo by lomokev.

Previously on Mission Mission:

Medjool Something Something Douche

Eastern Neighborhoods Plan

UFOs over the Mission?

TK spotted this on Craigslist and wrote in to say, “Figures they’d come for the Mission first.” Full text:

UFOs Over San Francisco TODAY – 22 (mission district)

Hey guys. Today was amazing.

I can’t really write too much about it for I have been talking about it all day, and into the night with folks. Some shit is going down.

I don’t know whether this is preliminary surveilance or I don;t know, The Galactic Federation of Light scoping the scene pre-October 14th, but a good friend of mine and I were at the park today and saw several unidentified flying objects. They looked exactly like the white lights in the day sky over Guadalajara from 2004. They formed a perfect isosceles triangle over Dolores Park, and many appeared afterwards.

Later on, I guess about two hours ago, they came back. The same friend I was with earlier in the day called to tell me they were out in the sky again, I ran up to my roof and saw them as well. This time at night. She saw what had to have been a thousand in a fleet over near Potrero Hill. And I saw around 10 near the mission from my roof. They move together, and fast, but they will pause and cease to travel if you stare at them for a long enough time. There was a huge streak unlike that of a shooting star or burning up space debris(I know what that looks like), and they all disappeared.

This is no joke, no lie, no delusion. I have seen it along with my friend. On TWO SEPERATE OCCASIONS TODAY. THESE ARE NOT BALLOONS. NOT SATELLITES.

I guess why I am sharing this is because I don’t know what to do with what has happened today, nor do I feel like I can openly talk about it with strangers even though I really would love to.

Anyone else in San Francisco see this?

In the coming weeks, keep thems eyes on the skies.

-k

p.s. please email me if you saw anything and/or know someone that did!

Link (or click thumbnail to view screenshot). Thanks, TK!

We Know What We've Got

Sangroncito found this guerilla PSA on a Bartlett Street wall: “I never knew what I had until it was gone.” It’s a dramatic piece of work, but I can’t help but feel like in a way it’s out of place in our neighborhood. Just by virtue of our collective choice to spend our time in a place like the Mission, we demonstrate that we are keenly aware of what we’ve got. Right? Link.

Nice Parking Job, Asshole

Oh, you’re just going into Little Star for a minute? Oh, okay, bro.

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission