Right on the illustrious corner of 6th and Mission. What do you think, guys? Is it still there?
Wait, what? Oh… I just love Natalie‘s dream:
Had this dream in which Mike Keegan built a miniature human robot, but the Roxie was broken into and the robot was stolen, along with one chocolate and one plain beignet.
Whaaaaaaaat! I want this to be a feature-length motion picture! (There’s more, but that was the meat of it.)
From Mr. Lennon’s ‘gram:
Our percussionist Connor Grant’s laptop was stolen today in San Francisco! Our van window was smashed this morning as he was getting coffee near Franklin and Hayes. BIG REWARD if computer is returned unharmed! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! If anyone knows anything pleeeeease contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org
My dad’s car got burgled on that exact same block a couple months back. I guess, never park on that block!
[via Sarah Lane]
Got a note from our pal Jocelyn:
My bike was stolen (not news, not unique, I know). The real story is when I saw two guys with it on Market/12th. I went up to them, looked at the bike and one of them said “Nice bike, huh?” And I was like, “yeah, it’s mine.”
I picked it up, and started walking away with it. The guys chased me. One knocked me to the ground grabbing the bike, the other fucking pepper sprayed me in the face. EMTs and SFPD (eventually) showed up.
The only bright side to the story is that (hopefully) the police are taking it more seriously because of the felony assault. So, if someone spotted the bike they could contact me or SFPD.
Here’s the bike (since this photo was taken the saddle was replaced and is now brown):
The newly independent Mission Local reports:
A federal grand jury in San Francisco indicted two police officers and a former police officer who were assigned to the Mission Station with “conspiracies to distribute controlled substances, against civil rights, and to commit theft concerning federally-funded programs,” according to a press release issued Thursday from from the U.S. Attorney’s office.
One officer was also charged with extortion.
The Mission Station defendants include Sergeant Ian Furminger, 47, of Pleasant Hill, Officer Edmond Robles, 46, of Danville and Reynaldo Vargas, 45, of Palm Desert, California.
The defendants were issued a federal summons and will make their initial appearances tomorrow at 9:30 a.m. before the US Court Judge Elizabeth D. Laporte in federal court in San Francisco.
Defendant Vargas will appear before Judge Laporte at 2:00 p.m. today.
Multiple weeks in a row now. I mean, it must be fun to not care about parking tickets, but the other consequence is my gutter doesn’t get swept
This morning on Feb 1 around 9:45am a man tried to force his way into our house. I was in the shower and my wife heard our doorbell ring. Assuming it was the mailman, she opened the door, but found a shirtless white male, about 5’8″ tall with short brown hair and stubble. He said “Oh hey!” and immediately tried to enter our home. She pushed him out by forcing the door closed. Soon after he rang the door bell again and said “I have a cupcake for you!” By that time we had called 911 and the police showed up soon after. The man had indeed left a cupcake on our doorstep but was nowhere to be found. Other neighbors reported a stranger ringing their doorbells or knocking on their doors immediately prior to this event.
Watch your backs, people!