Not enough virgins in San Francisco

[via The Minutes]

One minute you’re eating tots at Bender’s, the next minute the plane you’re on is on fire high above Colorado

This girl Genny, a friend of a friend, was sitting with us last night at Bender’s. Some of us had “The Elvis” (pictured above). Genny left early, to catch a flight to New York.

In the morning, SF Appeal and others reported that Genny’s flight had been diverted to Colorado because of a mechanical problem. Genny mentions via text message that the mechanical problem was a FUCKING FIRE:

I was asleep for the fire. But it was scary when they asked for military personnel to volunteer, and then told us to sit in a defensive position when the pilot says, “BRACE, BRACE, BRACE.”

Everyone’s okay. Except those of us that ate “The Elvis.” We all have stomach aches still.

[Photo by Ariel]

Felt so good

Gravel & Gold is hosting a felting class this weekend:

Having a soft spot for soft sculptures, vintage funk & flash and the like, I personally can not WAIT to get my hands wet with woolen craft goodness! Please sign up in an expedited fashion as we only have 5 spots left. The workshop will be held “off-site” at our Gravel & Gold Mama Lion Den Annex up in the Duboce Park area. Full location deets will be given upon your R.S.V.P.

Sun 8.11.2011 5:00pm-8:00pm

$60 bucks includes instruction & materials

R.S.V.P. to Em@gravelandgold.com

Adult bevies welcomed

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Get stoked for the 2011 Rock Make Street Festival with this handy mixtape

The Bay Bridged today broadcast a podcast that acts as a mixtape highlighting a bunch of the bands performing at this year’s fest:

Rock Make is a free, all ages, all day event, featuring tons of local arts and crafts vendors showcasing their wares between two stages of great local indie bands. There will also be local food vendors and a local beer and wine garden for you to enjoy throughout the day.

Rock Make is a wonderful celebration of the best of SF DIY and independent arts and culture, and we hope you’ll join us there.

Listen here.

RSVP and invite your friends here.

Shooting at 24th and Mission

Mission Local reports:

A man was shot near 24th and Mission Streets at approximately 12 p.m. in front of Mission Emporium. The victim was shot in the hip and taken to the hospital.

Police are on the scene interviewing a woman who was with the victim at the time he was shot. A man who claimed to know the victim said that he is 19 years old.

Authorities are searching for the suspect who they say ran southbound on Mission Street.

Read on.

Bomb squad evacuating apartments near 26th and San Jose

Mission Local sends word from a tipster:

Was just ordered by police to evacuate my apartment. There’s a bomb squad truck and about 10 police cars across the street at the Salvation Army building. They’re clearing out the entire block, I’ll keep you updated.

Read on.

UPDATE: Somebody tried to donate a cannonball to the Salvation Army and somebody thought it might be explosive? Read all about it.

SOMA ‘parkmobiles’ profiled by the LA Times

Says the LA Times:

The two bright-red dumpsters, 16 feet long by nearly 6 feet wide and filled with greenery, have been placed in a busy downtown neighborhood where they throw a little shade, elicit regular double-takes and fill curbside spots that otherwise would go to cars.

The grandly named “parkmobiles” were rolled out earlier this summer, the first in a fleet of itinerant oases in one of America’s densest cities.

My favorite detail is the lifelike sculpture of a modern San Franciscan included with every parkmobile. So realistic! Here’s hoping the taggers don’t muck ‘em up. Read on.

[via Matt MacDonald]

New driftwood-heavy parklet at Trouble Coffee in the Outer Sunset

Now I’m hungry for coconut and cinnamon toast.

[via lmc]

Cheezy new way to conceal your alcoholic beverage in the park

[via Vic]

SFPD says you should feel perfectly safe

Mission Local reports:

Despite the third deadly shooting in the Mission in less than a week,  Police Captain Greg Corrales said that “residents and visitors should feel safe.”

“[Police Chief Greg Suhr] has given me all the resources and personnel that I need” he said. “We have a lot of officers out there. Other than this unrelated homicide, it’s been pretty peaceful since the two gang shootings.”

It’s unlikely that gang members would want to retaliate with a heavy police presence on the streets, he said.

Read on. (Oh, but there was also another shooting.)

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission