Happy Father’s Day, helmet guy!

Whoa!

[via Bunch O' Hunks]

Film shoot makes shiny happy sign telling Mission residents not to touch their food

Our buddy Plumpy gives us a little background:

[Last] week, I got a flier on my door announcing the filming of an “indepedent feature film”. The important part says: “In a scene to be filmed in front of the Haight Ashbury clinic, one actor threatens another actor with a prop weapon while a group of onlookers (extras) look on. Do not be alarmed. The SFPD will be on site to facilitate our filming and ensure public safety.” I live on Mission St.; do they really think I would be alarmed by something as minor as a knife fight?

Ha! Not bloody likely! Here’s the notice in question:

Attend the gala premiere of Broke-Ass Stuart’s new TV show!

You saw the preview a few months back, and you’ve been excited ever since. Tonight at Public Works, you can watch a sneak preview of the first episode of Broke-Ass Stuart’s new show, Young, Broke & Beautiful.

Click the flyer to blow it up, and don’t forget to RSVP.

More info on the Facebook page here.

Temporary service road opens in Dolores Park

Hot new look for summer: Clean cut, muscular and full of Pabst and deep-fried pickles

See lots more hot new looks for summer here.

Watching porn at Starbucks

This is a still from a short video captured by bicuriousdad at a local Starbucks. Watch the whole thing here.

Rad, right?

Muff-diving gopher wants to sneak a peek at your bikini-clad grindquarters in Dolores Park

Doctor Dex explains:

Within seconds of these two bikini clad babes setting up at the park, this little muff diving gopher pops up out of nowhere.  Like seagulls at the beach moving in quick at the sight of a fallen cracker, these little fuckers are no different.  At first the sneaky fuck went unnoticed, until after inching closer and closer, to ridiculously close to get a better look.

Read on.

Time-lapse video of the Mission from Twin Peaks

The man behind those koi stencils wants queer street art to make more of a splash

SF Weekly‘s cover story this week is all about Jeremy Novy, the koi stenciler:

Even people who don’t know his name know his aquatic vertebrates — colorful creatures that can be found on sidewalks across San Francisco, most prominently at Market and Laguna streets, where scores of the fish swirl outside the Orbit Room. In Novy’s studio, though, the animals are crowded out by representations of people. Men, mostly. Queer men like the drag queen with the yellow beehive and bright red panties, and the young wrestlers grabbing each other’s flesh. Then there’s the stencil of a big pink erect phallus.

“That’s my cock,” Novy says matter-of-factly.

The stylized erection has appeared on walls inside select San Francisco venues like the Stud, a gay South of Market bar at Ninth and Harrison streets, but Novy has a greater mission: to make queer-oriented street art and artists more visible. The mainstream, as it were.

Read on.

Breezy Nix kicks off summer vacation with sunny San Francisco techno set tonight at Milk Bar

Breezy Nix is back! Here’s a hot new track to go with her hot new Celica convertible:

Jarry by Breezy Nix

And I bet it’ll be even doper in person at tonight’s show:

It’s summer time, and even if it doesn’t warm up in San Francisco you can bet it’ll be HOT at Spilt Milk this month with Shawn Reynaldo, Breezy Nix, & K Avalon.

To keep you nice and cool through the evening we’re gonna be doing a couple of summery $5 cocktails. We’re gonna bring in some ginger beer so we can get you loaded on Bourbon Bucks, and if you’re feeling frisky we’ll also be furnishing y’all with Fernet and Cokes.

RSVP and invite your friends here!


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"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission