Mission Mission

The Mission may have Teen Witch, and she’s pretty great, but I don’t know that she’s ever uttered a phrase quite as killer as, “I don’t have no money to waste on a skateboard, so I take one from whoever I want, whenever I want.” (Correct me if I’m wrong.)

In any case, prepare to be dazzled by Skate Witches, filmed in Ann Arbor about 25 years ago:

[via Damn Arbor]

Real horrorshow!

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I say it’s a tossup.

(Notable Missionite Andi Mudd is new to Twitter, and she’s already pretty good.)

Texting is the bomb, right? We all know it, but some haters still wanna hate. Bailey tells us what’s up:

It bothers me when I hear someone telling a story and at the end some appalled lady from across the table slams down her donut, and spits crumbs out of her mouth shouting, “and this was all over text message?”

Yeah, lady, it was.

Why is that a bad thing? Why does the text message have no value? Better question, how do phone calls have more value? I use my phone to call the doctor, schedule a Comcast appointment, or find a cab at 2 am. Real sentimental conversations. I hate phone calls.

Read on.

[Photo by Chelsea Green]

I love a good lovers’ quarrel as much as the next guy, but in light of all this heat, we’d better all be extra careful not to lose control. SF Appeal tells us about one couple (not pictured) that just couldn’t hack it:

A man was hospitalized after a woman allegedly pushed him out of a second-story apartment window during an argument in San Francisco’s Mission District early this morning, police said.

The guy’s probably gonna be okay, but seriously, people, keep it together. Read on.

[Photo by Carina]

We wrote all about its previous incarnation (in Pabst colors) a few years back. This new one is looking pretty good — if Corona is your jam. Here’s the promotional video:

View the product page here.

I mean, its only $5 (or $3 if you go early), but nevertheless, you can win free tickets too. And there are two ways to win! Either send us (or link us to) a picture of you in your best gold outfit, OR write in below with your best hella gay anecdote. We’ll choose a winner by 4pm on Tuesday based on merit and that winner will win two tickets to the party.

RSVP and invite your friends here.

Some of you were underwhelmed by the clumsily shot concert footage we posted a couple weeks back. Lucky for you, Dirty Cupcakes just released a gorgeous new music video with special guest stars and good photography and a storyline and everything. And it’s sexy, and reeks of summer fun. Watch if you dare:

(Oh, and the song is, I guess, forever dedicated to me.)

Hot!

[via Dorothy Santos]

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