Mission Mission

Four Loko isn’t the only beverage with a catchy tune anymore. Everyone please welcome I Drink Fernet to the viral video scene, and remember to drink your medicinal elixirs responsibly.

The contents of a Walgreens bag-shaped piñata? Quick everyone, free goodies! When I biked past this morning, the football purse was still up for grabs.

So glad to see the Hideout supporting our premiere local distillery, which named it’s flagship gin after famous settler and inventor of the Mission, Juniperio Sierria.

Someone just got shot at Mission & Fair. It happened pretty fast. I was across the street and thought it was a backfire until I saw a guy hopping away being helped by friends. It may have been a drive-by but I’m really not sure.

The good news was the cops were there in under a minute, and a pretty impressive response. Pictures below (sorry they are so light streaky but I had just ordered pupusas).

See lots more hot new looks for summer here.

The most glaring scientific mistake about this poster is that pigeons are not afraid of anything, especially not you or your beige stiletto.

Previously:

• Flying feathery freaks

This is a still from a short video captured by bicuriousdad at a local Starbucks. Watch the whole thing here.

Rad, right?

Doctor Dex explains:

Within seconds of these two bikini clad babes setting up at the park, this little muff diving gopher pops up out of nowhere.  Like seagulls at the beach moving in quick at the sight of a fallen cracker, these little fuckers are no different.  At first the sneaky fuck went unnoticed, until after inching closer and closer, to ridiculously close to get a better look.

Read on.

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