Mission Mission

Bummer!

P.S. I’m pretty sure that’s a riff on an MLK quote.

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Apparently you have to have a permit to serve streefood! Who knew? It’s a shame; that was really good soup!

Now, if it were free on the other hand. . .

Last night the Magic Curry Kart debuted its latest creation, the Thai basil burger – and it may be the best cross-cultural food mash-up since Zante’s Indian pizza. $5 a pop nets you a patty piled high with Thai basil, Sriracha mayo, mushrooms and deep-fried shallots – flavors that fuse to form a taste trifecta that ranges from spicy to sweet and savory.

Sound good? He’s setting up shop at Fabric8 at 22nd and Valencia RIGHT NOW so stop on by!

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My brother posted this amazing postcard on Wonglr and added:

There’s nothing I don’t like about this old San Francisco postcard. The bountiful dungeness crab harvest. The red berets & ’70s ‘staches. Is that Charles Bronson in the back there?

I’m not sure, but Mr. Bronson just might be in town to clean up these streets:

Youth Outlook TV interviewed a couple of young Latin American Mission natives about growing up in gangs, recent gang injunctions, and something that rhymes with “smentrification”.

Our pal Sally from CurbedSF sends this our way and wonders:

Haven’t we moved onto Simpler Times or some shit?  I should get a Trader Joe’s neck tattoo.

Indeed!  Trader Joe’s neck tatoos and chest pieces for all!

(Thanks Sally!)

Spotted in The Roxie.

This is a good time to point out how awesome the Mexican flag is, according to local funnyman Sean Keane in this video:

Happy Cinco de Mayo, all.

I mean, hopefully they were unused. Or, really, does it make a difference?

Actually, I bet somebody on that Tenderloin Bingo card could find some way to make use of these. Damn, what I wouldn’t give to come across an orderly pile of RAZRs on BART.

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It’s Cinco de Mayo. Maybe you want to get the hell out of the neighborhood tonight and avoid the shitshow that is a bunch of bros cabbing in to celebrate the holiday? Perhaps you’ll consider hanging in the Tenderloin. If you do, be sure to play Tenderloin Bingo.

“Someone Wearing the Shirt You Gave to Goodwill Six Months Ago” might make it pretty tough to get a blackout, but I’m sure it’s still a fun game.

Also, are Tenderloin Unicorns real?

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