Saturday night casualties

But the question is, are they still good to eat?  Coming home at 3am from a ’90s flashback gone right, you start to wonder these things.

Space is for lovers

Kickass NASA trick, Bailey!

Free vegetarian food at Dalva today (and every Sunday)

The party starts at 4pm, goes til 8. Broke-Ass Stuart tells us what’s what:

Every Sunday, from 4pm – 8pm (or until I get my hands on it), FREE vegetarian fare is served, along with a slew of drink specials.  The food changes weekly, but past dishes have been eggplant lasagna with homemade dough, roasted butternut squash soup and vegetables, and spicy pad thai with crunchy peanut sauce.  Repeat after me:  Hells to the yes!

Read on!

[Photo by Robert Kissinger]

Bart Montana of the World Champion San Francisco 49ers

Chelsea, I really hope you purchased this gem.

It’s right up there with Primo’s “nasty” shirt. The only thing that would be better is a Bartenator vs. Bartbo hoodie.

Casting call for forthcoming Dolores Park carnival sideshow

From the “talent gigs” section on Craigslist:

Starting a carnival: Looking for weird ass people (mission district)

Are you weird?

Were you born with webbed toes? do you eat fire? are you a midget with a strange skill? Are you a man with a normal sized body and one huge bicep? are you a 7 foot tall woman with gigantic boobies? do you have two noses?

If any of the things mentioned above ring a bell, or if you’re just plain weird…then we want you!

Why? Because we’re starting a carnival. In the Mission. Preferably at Dolores park.

We need performers! Look, the economy sucks, so if you’re not up on the modern man’s hustle (aka startups, aka taking money from rich people to sit in the Summit all day and look for yourself on missed connections) then you’re probably sitting in Dolores Park doing nothing but drinking PBR and smoking weed. So why not get paid in PBR and weed for what you’re already doing for free?

Here’s your chance. Be weird.

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  • Compensation: PBR, weed, grilled cheese, or whatever else the citizens of Dolores park decide to pay us in.

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Talent is an asset! As is having deformities!

I would definitely pay somebody a grilled cheese for the chance to regard their pair of noses.

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Pigeon play

Talent Is An Asset stumbled upon this little pigeon theater troupe gearing up for a performance in their little ramshackle playhouse.

Looks like it’s going better than that Spider-Man thing.

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Sexual assault sells

The disco era sure was a different era.

Love and Kisses kind of sucked:

See part 2 and more after the jump:

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Cute little car safari

Weather report

Beware out there!

(Thanks, Malcolm!)

Local graffiti writer finds possibly the best spot ever to slap a sticker

This wall can be found in the bathroom at Project One, site of last night’s epic Ocean Spray show.