Mission Mission

Local cyclist and shutterbug Leah was on a bike ride up north and stopped in a little town called Comptche, where they sell a product called ARAB GOLD. Nice find, Leah. Gotta get me some of that.

Looks like one of our beloved F Market cars broke free from it’s tracks, evolved a set of wheels, and headed for the big apple.

Here’s its baby picture.

[via minimalist steampunk star wars ukulele photo repository Boing Boing]

Fashionist is back in the Mission after what seemed like weeks upon weeks of globetrotting. Katherine here explains her look:

I like the idea of a sexy, but slouchy, masculine look. Like to couple sexy with masculine.

Read on for more pics and commentary from the experts.

Previously:

Behind the Scenes of a Fashionist Photo Shoot

Janebook examines a hypothesis put forth by one of her readers:

Do people really see hipsters as a legitimate subculture that individuals got together and consciously formed? Like, around 2002 all these dudes who got picked on by jocks in high school all got together around this big round table and were like, “Modern culture is fucked! Let’s make our own, where we wear trucker hats and Buddy Holly glasses and sweaters that are too small, drink shitty domestic beer and nerd out over records! That’ll show ‘em!” And then they recruited people and did their thing, then they all reconvened in 2004 like, “OK guys, new rules” [...]

Read on for 2004′s new rules and more.

[Photo by Primo]

I’m not sure what it is exactly, but something about the holidays and the new year always makes me feel like an old dude.  Like, “Whoa, it’s 2011 already?  What happened to the last decade?”  Luckily, our pal Kris went treasure hunting in a dollar store and found a hat that will make anyone feel like the hippest old dude around.  In terms of all-time dollar store triumphs, it comes this close to beating last year’s amazing Black Santa blowout.

When he’s not spelunking for unbelievable dollar store discoveries, Kris also makes some pretty excellent late night Thai food at his restaurant, NIGHT + MARKET.  Check it out if you’re ever in LA!

[Photo via Facebook]

Previously:

New Graffiti Trend: Tagging Old Dudes

Old Dudes

I don’t mean to poke fun. Stolen Pakes is serious business.

[via Box Dog Bikes]

It’s just been confirmed: This storm has one eye.

[Screenshot by nuzz, who, mercifully, posted it sans dick joke]

P.S. Cloudy with a chance of golden showers?

Previously:

Cock on a Walk

Merry Christmas to Philz!

The priciest cup in the Mission just got pricier. Starting January 1st, a cup will set you back 25 more cents, while a pound will cost an extra buck. Hey, they’ve got to offset the cost of the cocaine they sprinkle into each scoop somehow.

Jacob Jaber invites you to email him directly if you have questions or concerns at jacobjaber at philzcoffee dot com where you will likely get the autoreply of, ”It’s the economy, guys.”

Head over to anthonybrown’s Flickr for the scoop.

But that’s not all. He does like a million other cool things too. And all to a totally epic soundtrack. See for yourself:

Also, this.

[Thanks, MC!]

Thanks for sharing, Primo! Merry Christmas to all!

Previously:

Why Do You Like the Holidays?