[video via Keslrrr]
We swept the Tigers!!! Really, though, our city is the last city we should want to destroy, right?? I mean, we won! I just high fived the world!!
See if you can spot Sexy P.
In less than one hour the San Francisco Giants will attempt to clinch the World Series of Baseball while deep in the heart of Texas. Whether or not Lincecum and the gang will able to do it tonight, it’s undeniable how much of demonstrative force they have been in unifying the vastly diverse residents of our dynamic city. Everyone has at least one thing in common.
For instance, during rush hour on a crowded BART train earlier, a testy exchange broke out between a passenger with a bicycle and another who felt it was necessary to point out that he was breaking the rules. Another passenger who overheard the conversation shouted from the other side of the train, “Don’t fuck with bikes!” The murmuring of everyone around grew louder and the tension escalated as they said a few more things to each other.
Thinking fast, I yelled, “Go Giants!” Immediately, everyone in the car burst into laughter and smiles that sustained until we got to the next stop, where the passenger with the bicycle departed after offering an earnest apology to no one in particular. Crisis averted.
So yeah, Go Giants! And let’s try to be rad to each other all the time!
“The police aren’t even doing anything about it” laments this Dallas news reporter as he experiences firsthand the perma-cloud that continuously envelopes San Francisco. OMG! The second clip where he discovers that most of it is coming from what he’s christened as “Weed Rock” is especially hilarious.
Or rather, that was the last time I have seen so many happy people in the streets. And now that the World Series will be a battle between Texas and San Francisco, why don’t we also make this about more than just baseball.
For instance, it should settle the Evolution debate once and for all. If Texas wins, fine, no dinosaurs. But if SF wins, the Old Testament will henceforth cease to hold any relevance in the education system (or legislature, for that matter). While we’re at it, why don’t we also throw Gay Marriage in there too!