TSA Agent Drives Drunk, Brags About It

Our buddy Rick from Twenty-Something Wisdom witnessed a troubling exchange in line at Denver International:

Agent: “Back to Florida, eh?”
Passenger: “Yup, a whole lot warmer down that w…”
Agent: “Yeah, but I can out drink you.”
Passenger: “…”
Agent: “I went and visited my friends down there, drank ‘em ALL under the table, AND drove us all home.”

Yikes. What a brag.

Is That Lou Reed in Your Raincoat?

Mm, no. Just some smudges and blotches. Or maybe Robert Smith and a baboon? You be the judge:

This is probably still on the rack by the checkout line at Thrift Town if you’re into it.

Previously:

Punk Rockers Employed By the Government Are Causing Trouble in a Puerto Rican Neighborhood

Lou Reed Defaced

BART Barf

Move Mean, the talented photographer responsible for this gem, says the mess smelled of fruit punch and curry. Jesus.

Hey Bro, Need Some Denim?

Self Edge tries out a new sales strategy: This guy stands out front in his special uniform and barks at passersby. I like it.

Previously:

Obsessed With Denim

Based Jellyfish

Pretty good. Simple, clean.

But it’s no Hayley Cassatt. Maybe the city could get her to do the next piece on the late, great Laser Eyes Kitty Mural space. Something like this would be a big hit I bet:

Soggy Boot

Will this wet weather and its wake of destruction ever cease?

[Photo by TWITA2005]

How to Disguise an Unsightly Porta-Potty

Creative thinking or overthinking? “Only in San Francisco,” perhaps?

Ice Tubes says it’s just plain pretentious.

Tall Bikes, Low Ceilings

When Critical Mass made its way into the parking garage under the Safeway on 16th Street, those on tall bikes had to duck or risk head trauma. The ceilings were low, and some low-hanging pipes were even lower. But those came in handy:

Also of note (perhaps), a female tall biker, amid throngs of dude tall bikers:

Oh, and here’s some video:

Snow Bone

Alissa reminds us that one of the benefits of living in San Francisco is proximity to Tahoe, such a wonderland in the wintertime.

Floss Bandit Strikes Again

This time in the Lower Haight, and to significantly less impressive effect than the last caper.

Then again, maybe this installation was epic too before someone climbed it and destroyed it, like with the last caper.

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission