Mission Pie in Pixels

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By David Cole of Radnauseam. Via Mission Pie on Twitter: “For all those who knew, loved, and miss the old store.”

Ocelot Attack!

Becca is in Belize now, and she got attacked by a motherfucking ocelot! Thank goodness she’s okay.

Related:

Bai Ling and her Ocelot today at Naked Seduction 永恒的诱惑.

Dolores Park Ocelot Attack a few months ago at Mission Mission.

BART Might Get Even Less Useful

Damn it all. If BART reduces service on nights and Sundays, how the hell are we supposed to get home after the Jonathan Richman shows at Starry Plough in a couple weeks?

We Love Box Dog Bikes

As if it weren’t enough that Box Dog Bikes has the cutest mascot in the city, they also have maybe the best bike shop staff I’ve ever met. Is it just me or are bike shop staffs usually at least a little bit mean? I’ve been getting made to feel dumb at bike shops all my life, and I’m tired of it. I may be dumb, but you don’t have to rub it in my face. In any case, Box Dog’s staff is nothing but pleasant, all of them, every time I go in there. It kind of blows my mind.

They also have an awesome blog.

Full disclosure: A member of the staff happened into my birthday party yesterday friend-of-a-friend style, and we became friends, but that had nothing to do with this. I wrote this post on Saturday but was sitting on it for lack of a picture I liked.

Photo by subtlet.

Kink at the Knockout (NSFW)

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Wow, they filmed some porn at the Knockout, apparently in full view of some people chillin’ out at happy hour. Public Disgrace is a series of movies featuring bound women having sex in public places. View the trailer, see the stills, or pay to watch the whole thing here.

FYI, I totally just stumbled upon this looking for pictures of the Knockout on Flickr. User manciniak was there, and in the comments section of the above shot another user asks, “[W]as this at oldies night or debaser?” That I would very much like to know.

Drink Free at El Rio

Rick Abruzzo says:

El Rio is serving free well drinks and draught beer for all 94110 area co de dwellers.

Link. Note this was two hours ago, and I haven’t confirmed anything. (Thanks, Rhiannon!)

You Shod Love Everone

You hear that Israel and Palestine? (I think this work of art might be for sale at Gravel & Gold.)

Two-Face Freak

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Sangroncito encountered this spacey oddity somewhere on Valencia Street. It’s giving me the willies. Link.

Previously:

Dolores Park Monster Owns the Night

Humanoid Ghostbat Owns the BART Tunnels

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

Gravel & Gold is a little shop at 18th and Treat. I’ve never been, but I like their blog. Largely because of stuff like this coverage of a pet groomer doing some next-level shit. Link.

Previously:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Cone

Christmas Light Leftovers

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This post over at everybody’s new favorite blog Sexpigeon reminded us that we never put up this survey of Christmas lights in the neighborhood. Took all these on one night, on the way home from that Bart Davenport show at Bottom of the Hill.

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Update: Here’s a shot courtesy of reader zinzin. Fits in nicely:

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission