Mission Mission

We’ve got a limo. Shall we take it to El Rio, or Nap’s?

Can’t wait!

[via no parents no rulez]

Previously:

• A shit-ton of Jay Reatard coverage on Mission Mission

Style maven David Enos says, “Now is the time to wear shades.”

I wasn’t aware that it previously was not the time to wear shades (so apologies to all those who I’ve beshaded in recent months), but I’ll bite. I’m definitely gonna wear some shades this season.

Previously:

• Acid-washed jeans are back
• Composition notebook hats are back

It goes on from there. And it begins:

It would be very helpful and informative if you would take the time to complete the Citizens Satisfaction Surveybelow. Your opinion and comments on the service you received will help identify areas of performance whichneed improvement and those that are satisfactory or superior. Please return your completed survey at yourearliest convenience by mailing to or dropping off at Mission Police Station, 630 Valencia Street, San Francisco,CA 94110. It is our goal to continuously provide the highest level of service possible and to utilize all of theresources at our disposal to prevent crimes and arrest those responsible for committing them.

“All of the resources at our disposal.” I guess that includes brave and capable volunteers.

I’ll paste the full text after the jump, or you can view it as a Google Doc here.

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Handsome! What’d kids do after school in those days anway? No skateboards, no whippits, no high-fructose corn syrup. What’d you do?

[Image via Eric Fischer]

With this handy — and handsome — sweatshirt!

[Photo by TEEN WITCH / cellybrain]

It’s supposed to be pretty windy today. Perhaps it’d be a good day to dig your sail bike out of the basement and sail to work! (Look at that guy’s fucking rifle!)

Of course, you have to decide on which model you prefer:

Or maybe it’s a prone bike day. I mean, any day is a good day for prone bike! Be sure to appreciate this dude’s graceful moves, and the rockin’ soundtrack:

(Thanks, Jess!)

[Windbike illustrations via Windbike]

Better watch your ass, Mission District! According to CBS San Francisco, the Guardian Angels are coming out in force to help put an end to gang violence once and for all:

In an official statement, the Angels have said they’re working with police and are prepared to make citizen’s arrests when they see someone breaking the law.

Read on.

Hey, remember when they called Vic a pussy in a comment thread? I wonder if they were “working with police” on that effort too. And when they poured out some perfectly good beers? That was cool. Better not let ‘em see you jaywalk.

[Photo by SFMISSION]

Janebook all but confirms it:

Jane: What are you doing tonight, want to go to that warehouse show?
Joe: Probably just going to Homestead. Gotta stay in the Mission, big day tomorrow.
Jane: Ooooh, what’s happening tomorrow?
Joe: Me and that guy Dan got some acid.

Huzzah! Let’s get fucked up!

[Photo by O.G. Old English]

The Tens ventured across the bay over the weekend:

Me: What the hell is going on in here?
[Sees women crocheting in front of a stage where a band is setup.]
Me: Fuckin’ Oakland.

Note that this conversation happened out loud.

The Paramount theater sure is out of control though:

Right?

Well done, Tens!

Previously:

• This girl hella loves Oakland
• Guide To How To Have Fun This Summer If You Live In SF And Your Best Friends Live in Oakland