Mission Mission

For the uninitiated, the dance floor at the Knockout is a bit grimy in general, and at Debaser it gets downright mucky — not to mention strewn with a healthy amount of broken glass. Yet Tom Sawyer here thought the barefoot look might be a good idea. Best of luck with all your new diseases, guy!

It’s what you do when you have a bunch of ground beef to fashion into burgers, yet are only stocked with hot dog buns.  True American ingenuity.

Free at the 6th Annual Pop’s Tricycle Races yesterday, which I have a feeling you’ll be hearing more about soon . . .

Thanks, Jerry!

[via reader Beebe]

Somebody finally installed a bowling alley in the Mission, but they did it in a car.

What a beautiful sunny day in the Mission!  Everyone’s out and about walking around, and the sidewalks are alive with all sorts of interesting excitement.  Do yourself a favor and walk down Valencia or 24th and you won’t regret it!

Also, fans of cinema should be sure to stop by Lost Weekend video to check out their sidewalk sale.  They’ll probably do it again tomorrow too!  There’s definitely some gems in there–I came away with Murder by Death starring the legendary Peter Falk (and I guess Truman Capote)!!!

(RIP Columbo)

Previously:

Let’s Not Lose Lost Weekend Video

Won’t you tell us what this is about, oh armpit-smelling-face-tats-sea-captain-banana-pants great one? Just want to make sure this is the right cult for me.

Smoke was billowing out of it, it was all lit up, the license plate read “OUTTA TIME” 40 people were standing around taking pictures with it. I said to some other gawkers, “Well, what, are they gonna light in on fire and then put it out?” And the other gawkers were uniformly outraged: “No! That’s a priceless piece of cinematic history!” “That’s THE ACTUAL DELOREAN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE!” “Dude, that’s the car from THAT MOVIE! Why would they light it on fire??” I dunno, dude! It’s a fire department training facility is all!

Anyway, I don’t know what happened.

And so early in the morning!

But seriously, any of you great ladies think you might fit the bill?