Mission Mission

Photo by Marijke J.

I was like, “Dang, who’s Jonathan Solo?” So I tried this thing Google (after being hipped to it by a commercial during Super Bowl XLIV yesterday) and found out he’s a San Francisco-based artist whose stuff is waaay creepy! See for yourself!

Photo by Marijke J.

These really work for me, people. Don’t you just want to dive right in?

Photos by Marijke J.

You guys! California Sunshine is the best! Each song is catchier than the last, bandleader Aaron looks great in cutoffs, and his band is a ghetto blaster! What more could you ask for?

Well, how about a song that Aaron informs us is about San Francisco and is I think called “Vampires” and which starts out, “SUCK ON ME WHILE I SUCK ON YOU,” as the finale? How’d that be?

It was really good. See California Sunshine next time you get a chance.

Out of nowhere, a girl on huge heels staggers up to a pair of dudes smoking outside Amnesia and asks to bum a cigarette. One dude goes, “Jeez, lady,” but then mulls it over for a second, and says, “I charge one joke per cigarette.”

Smart! But does this work? Or maybe fiending for cigarettes hinders one’s ability to bust a quick funny?

(I didn’t stick around for her joke because California Sunshine was about to go on inside.)

Photo by prawnpie.

I had the time of my life!

Thanks to DJ Foodcourt and his pals.

“Hold konb down,” says this helpful note in the west bathroom at the Latin American Club. Don’t worry, that shadow is just my phone.

Bill Murray wants to boat from island to island around the Philippines torpedoing pirates! Badass!

[via Molly Lambert]

Previously:

Bourdain Bonanza!

This gal had stopped to take a picture of a vista or something and creepo comes up behind and starts snapping away. She had tights on though, so I figured it wasn’t quite a sex crime.

Previously:

Rosamunde Roundtable Review