Mission Mission

It’s only fair, right?

I mean, maybe not. Government watchdog Generic took a tasty look yesterday at San Francisco’s City Attorney Dennis Herrera’s stand on the FDA’s bummer ruling. It concludes with:

Denny, you come for my Irish Coffees and I won’t rest until you’re run out of town.

But you should read the whole thing.

[Photo by tayzenberg]

You just have to show up.

I can’t begin to explain this, nor would I want to, but Cellybrain can’t seem to stop being full of amazing inexplicable stuff.

[Thanks, Jessica!]

We haven’t been able to enjoy our favorite cardamom and masala ice cream cone for weeks, and since we’re still in the middle of one of our typical mid-November heatwaves, we decided to see what was up.  Mission Local reported a while back that the city had closed the shop on the basis of a few minor health violations and some water damage.  Now, Mission Local is reporting that Bombay Bazar and Ice Creamery packed up most of their stuff and is moving out. 

I took a peek through their window to see what was the deal and was greeted by this scene of carnage.  It’s difficult to miss the gaping hole in the ceiling, which was probably a result of all the water damage that got them originally.  We surely can’t be the only ones bummed about this.  Where are we going to find five year old bottles of tahini now?  And what about that wonderfully inexpensive all-you-can-eat Indian buffet (and did any of you ever end up trying it)?  I can only assume that Bi-Rite and Humphrey Slocum are somehow behind this . . .

AJ Fosik masks like this one are on display now at Guerrero Gallery. Check ‘em out if you want your nightmares to look a little radder for a while.

[via We Love Art & Design]

Geo-gustatory research fellow David Enos has produced a list of BART stations and their corresponding flavor. Wild, right? Here are some good ones:

Fruitvale    Otter Pops

McArthur   Refrigerated Celery

Rockridge    Werther’s Originals

19th Street      Smucker’s Grape

Read on for 24th Street and more.

Note that 16th Street is conspicuously absent from the list. What does 16th Street taste like?

Gawker has all the bad news (and a nice haiku) right here.

So what’s the plan? Hoard case after case? Start an underground Four Loko club? A medical Four Loko dispensary? What do we do?

[Photo via stemuzz]

UPDATE: [Photo by Andrew Durso] [Thanks, Alex F!]

Broke-Ass Stuart is back again with one of his now infamous Still Broke As Fuck nights at Doc’s Clock.  If you somehow haven’t yet heard, these are awesome because honestly where else can you get a free PB&J sandwich to go along with PBR’s for a buck all night long?  Toss in some soul music and giant Connect Four and you’ve got the best cheap date (dinner, drinks, entertainment) in town!

The fun starts at 9:30pm.  See you there!

Bummer!

Previously:

‘The Next KKKatie’ Just a Levi’s Marketing Tool?

Is This Girl the Next KKKatie?