Mission Mission

While this event may not be directly related to the Kung-Fu Master/Colonial Sanders lookalike/Afro-puff bearded NY mayorial candidate, I think we can all agree that the rent in San Francisco is, in fact, “too damn high”. Why should we have to settle for living in Concord or worse yet: moving in with lame-o chore wheeling rent controlled roomies?

The Housing Rights Committee of San Francisco helps you enjoy some of the most tenant-favorable laws in the country, and they are having a benefit at the Makeout Room next Thursday from 6-8:30. The event will feature free 4 Barrel coffee, live music, silent auction, happy hour drinks, and special guests (including Supervisor David Campos).

Details in the flyer below:

SF Haps posted this website promoting some nebulous service called “Hipster. All you get is the cryptic tagline, “Something Cool is Coming to San Francisco”.

As if we haven’t beaten this one to death: What is Hipster? Any guesses? I’m going to throw this out there: a community message board for recovering patients of hip surgery.

I suppose if you’re really curious you can sign up for an invite. Of course, there’s no telling what that email will actually be used for. You may just end up hearing from a lot more wealthy Nigerian princes looking to liquidate their assets.

What are burrito hands exactly? Adhesive Product has the answer:

An example would be having a messy burrito and having to pick at the insides with your hands. The result is guacamole and sour cream and beans all over your hands

That’s always a bummer.

[Photo by Adhesive Product]

Summer Is Rad just published this Craigslist oldie-but-goodie for which there are no words. No words except “pizzapits” that is.

Click to apply bigness.

I guess I wanted to follow that last food post with a counterargument.

[Photo by SF Gov]

Today’s installment of “Things San Franciscans Like” over at the SF Appeal tackles a wily beast — food:

[I]n San Francisco things are a little different. Everyone here knows everything about food. When was the last time you witnessed a San Franciscan open a menu and shout, “Fuck yeah farro!”? If your answer is you’re witnessing it right now, you are correct.

Read on.

[Photo by TheDapperDiner]

Judging by the chatter I’ve been hearing lately, the Grateful Dead are about to get cool again, so, enjoy:

[via Hippy Kitchens]

The gag here is cute, but more intriguing is the question it begs: Has the historic Kahn & Keville sign ever been notably written upon?

(And by the way, tags can be elevated too.)

[Photo by Nowhere Fast]