Would you eat a burrito you left in your backpack overnight?

This guy anadromy is going for it as we speak:

I am sorry but I am about to eat the burrito

that I left overnight

in my backpack.

To be honest, it smells a little

off.

Stay tuned.

Best of luck! [link]

P.S. Unrelated mostly, but my favorite tag on Tumblr right now is “history of backpacks.”

Hot new look for spring: These glasses

They’ve really got their work cut out for them here, but they’re doing the trick — because Stella looks great even though her face is contorting as part of an adverse reaction to the ketchup-and-vodka quality of the Bloody Mary at Nap’s. (More on that, and all the Bloody Marys we sampled yesterday here.)

Somebody found your cat

(Thanks, Edward!)

Four Barrel’s Jeremy Tooker is America’s next top American Hipster

American Hipster, a new YouTube reality show about America’s next top American Hipster (I think), just did a profile on Jeremy Tooker, the owner of Four Barrel cafe / artisanal bike-storage facility. Check it:

The absurdity of sipping coffee samples from a tasting spoon and spitting them out into a cup is apparently not lost on him, either.

Hot new accessory for spring: Cock charm

[via C'mon Pony]

Mission Mission Bloody Marython Part III was a bloody success

And this short video will surely prove it:

Thanks for coming, everybody! We’ll do it again soon, on another sunny Sunday, with another epic route. Suggestions (and demands) welcome!

After the jump, a tweet-by-tweet and tumbl-by-tumbl breakdown, including pics, of a lot of what happened:

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Hot new look for spring: Mid-2000s vintage Art Brut ‘Modern Art’ shirt

Jay doesn’t wear t-shirts very often, but when he wears a t-shirt, you can bet it’s a killer.

Happy Earth Day from Dolores Park

Reader Gabriel F. submitted this photo of the field of trash left behind after yesterday’s revelry. It’s bad, but it’s not as bad as what the Marina folk did to Fort Mason.

Hot new look for spring: Rooftop colorfest

[via Lily]

Where’s Waldo?

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Dolores Park, apparently, and probably sweltering from the looks of it. Perhaps not the best choice of weekend for this particular ensemble, but at least he’s not totally blowing it.