Mission Mission

Sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and put it all into perspective.

Stellar speller slice joint Galaxcy Pizza has begun its intergalaxctic takeover of the Mission, with their recent doorknob menu campaign leaving very few streets untouched. While no one is sure if the extra “c” is intentional, Galaxcy promises pies from our solar center to Uranus and beyond.

A quick glance at the menu and it is evident that ingredients and planets rarely align. The Neptune sort of makes sense, as he was the god of the sea (“anchovies, shrimps, green onions and fresh garlic”) but Mercury (“pesto sauce, spinach, green onions, and feta cheese (no red sauce)”) is a bit greener than one would think. Uranus is hodgepodge of uncomplimentary ingredients (“BBQ sauce, grilled chicken, bacon, and red onions”) and is tied for most expensive pie. Whether or not any planets make the cut for most heinous slice is up for debate.

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Here’s the Missed Connection:

My Fellow BART Acrobat – m4w – 30 (financial district)

Last Saturday night: You showed us all how to do it! We started an epidemic. You seem like a stand up(side down) kind of girl. Let’s hang out!

Oh, I was the one who hi-fived you.

Here’s hoping!

(Thanks, Nattles!)

It was like the 1996 Summer Olympics all over again, minus leotards, plus anonymous challengers, and all in an arena traveling up to 80 miles per hour. Thank you, BART gymnasts, for the best BART ride ever!

[Amazing photos via Jess]

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His name is Frederick A. Dozier, age 32.

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I doubt that you’ll find anyone in this city who disagrees that brunch is a very important meal.  Even moreso on the first day of the year–which is exactly why we opted for a popup breakfast banh mi from our pals Valerie and Katie at Rice Paper Scissors.  Just check out how completely satisfied Mike and I look!

It turns out that we weren’t alone in our estimation, as guerrilla food connoisseur Anthony Bourdain also felt the need to check it out himself earlier, and the best part is you can see it all yourself tonight on the Travel Channel’s SF edition of the Layover!

Should you be hankering to try it out for once finally, perhaps for an adventurous date or something, catch the dynamic duo one last time this weekend at the Dungeness Crab House before they head off to Vietnam.

Dinner details here!

Is there no loyalty in the world anymore?

[Photo and Title by your bestest pal, Kelly Kate]