Mission Mission

Some folks (not pictured) are desperate:

Will eat pussy and fuck for Giants tickets! – m4w – 35 (mission district)

If you dont have tickets though, we could still work something out – as long as we do it between innings at my place

Email me if this caught your attention! Will gladly trade photos!

Hey, ladies!

(Wait, I thought Craigslist shut down this section.)

Photo by Doremus NY.

Sex Pigeon the other day published a new map by graphic designer Tag Savage that highlights earthlings’ insufficient knowledge of the cosmos, and raises questions about what this means for us as a society.

Read the full story and marvel at the thought-provoking visual here.

SFist‘s semi-regular spotlight on vegan eating today recommends one of my favorite things, the mint chocolate chip cookie at Arizmendi:

The Mint Chocolate cookie from the brand-new Arizmendi Bakery on Valencia is basically a squished brownie with chunks of chocolate melting out of it. Like, imagine if someone took an entire bar of high-quality dark chocolate and placed it on top of a cookie before they baked it. Can we get a what-what for adult onset diabetes!? It’s the size of your face and worth every penny of its $2 price tag because it has the calories of 12 regular meals. Get it!

Yes, get it! You won’t believe it’s vegan. AND it’s so minty, you don’t even have to brush your teeth after.

Read the rest of SFist’s recommendations here.

Photo by Tory Stewart.

We thought Ramona’s blog was just a place to read good writing, but now it’s a place to look at good pictures too. These girls look PUMPED!

All of Them Witches has some buddy named Jantine, whose visits leave you with gum on your dimes. Because she’s such a force of nature or whatever. Gum on your dimes. Gum on your dimes.

Jantine also DJs at KUSF.

Gum on your dimes.

“I can never seem to make it all the way over there before they run out of food or whatever,” says my buddy Mike about Pal’s Take Away. To Mike, and any who feel the same, I say FIND A WAY.

Look at this sandwich I had today. I’m not always 100% into smoked things, but this fish was juicy and smoky and tender and delicious — epicly smoked (by Ryan of Katharine and Ryan fame). The bun was fluffy, the greens crisp, the tomatoes ripe as can be. Yummy. And they have Popchips and fancy sodas and everybody’s friendly, and there are a couple of nice tables out on the sidewalk. And they update their menu on their website every day.

Pal’s is located inside Tony’s Market on 24th Street at Hampshire. It’s a tiny bit off the beaten path, but it is always worth the journey. Find a way.

Artists’ Television Access wants to give you two passes to the program of your choice at this year’s ATA Film and Video Festival. Tonight is a shorts program called “Human Nature,” and tomorrow night is a shorts program called “Lo-Fi Future.”

Leave a comment below explaining which one you want to attend and why, and we will pick a winner based on merit. Contest ends at 5pm today.

Note that there’s a special hands-on workshop on Saturday, and special installations in the ATA window all month long.

View the trailer for the event below, and peruse the full press release after the jump:

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Let’s get fucked up! Vegansaurus gives us the straight dope:

We have confirmation from one of the event organizers, Shana Ortman, that all curries will be vegetarian, some will be vegan! All the curry you can eat and all the wine you can drink for a $20 donation* at the door! DID YOU HEAR THAT!?

I heard, I heard! Full details here. See you there.

Some time in the next couple of months, Valencia Street will be getting its own boutique cheese shop (between 18th and 19th). It’ll be called Mission Cheese, and you can read all about the process of opening a new small business on the Mission Cheese blog.

Here is a post that talks about their location (pictured above).

I love cheese.

(Thanks for the tip, K.B.!)

And why shouldn’t it?

(Sorry about the blur.)