Rhubarb Shortage!

Say it ain’t so!

On the other hand, Strawberry Galettes and Meyer Lemonade.

Tanks and Insects

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These are screen shots from my new favorite blog, Tanks and Insects.

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Dolores Park Goes To Stockholm

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I look at the pretty pictures on Stockholm By Pixels just about every day. Usually their stuff feels pretty professional, so I was stopped in my tracks by this decidedly lo-res shot of a very Dolores-looking park.

The copy corroborates the similarity:

It’s that time of the year when the kids start partying in Tantolunden (Aunty O’s grove). Beer, wine, barbecue, large music machines and what not. Summer is close.

Link.

Summer is close!

Cardburg is Back!

Only it’s in Oakland this time, and there’s a racetrack. Apparently they’ve been racing high-octane cardboard vehicles (?) all month. Last week were the semifinals. Tonight, the finals. And with music by Eats Tapes, our new favorite band!

It all happens at LoBot at 8pm.

Photo by squash.

Previously:

I Love Living in the City: Cardburg Closing Night (Video)

Violence in the Mission Following Cardburg Finale

Cardburg Opening Night Photos

Ping Pong Happy Hour Tonight!

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Ping Pong Gallery‘s Ping Pong Happy Hour IS totally rad. It only happens about once a quarter, so I spend a fair amount of my life looking forward to it. Free Trumer Pils, lots of ping pong.

That said, it’s a bummer when nobody can beat me, so bring your skillz.

For more on PPG and PPHH, read my profanity-filled Q&A with gallery co-owner Joey.

Bedecked Tree Stump Decked

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Somebody really cleaned his clock.

Previously:

Bedecked Tree Stump’s Brethren

Easter Egg Rounds Corner

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Muni Ass Clown

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The above is the answer to the following question, posed by Iron Davy Cole:

What’s the best use of the seat next to you on a completely packed 14?

Link.

Update: Ass Clown Redux. (Thanks, Eve!)

Food and Fashion Tonight at Mission Street Food

Two weeks ago, my friend Mike and I ran into Mai from Fashionist in line at Mission Street Food. Mike and I are quite fashionable, so Mai took some pictures and the whole thing resulted in probably the best Fashionist post to date.

As part of tonight’s fan appreciation night, MSF and Fashionist are teaming up for real. Mai will be out front meeting fashionable diners all night long, photos will be posted soon thereafter, at which point voting will commence. The best-dressed folks get a free future dinner (wine included). Link.

Plus: The cheesesteak is back!!

Caffeinated Comics Grand Opening Party Tonight

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The quilt is rad. I saw it. From the press release:

Come and join the fun on Thursday, April 16, 2009, when Caffeinated Comics Company will be holding its Grand Opening Party.  There will be visuals by III and a music by DJ Weasel.  There will be free food and wine for the adults.  Plus Prizes and the drawing for the Fantastic Four Quilt.  The party will start at 7:00 and go until 9:00.  During the event all merchandise will be 20% off!  Please see the attached flier.  We hope to see you there!

Update: Burrito Justice’s Caffeinated Comics Frequent Imbiber Card.

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission