Mission Mission

Today’s weather report courtesy of Jeremy Brooks

So GTFOutside today if you have a chance!  Hopefully we won’t have any of that schizophrenic Wednesday weather that featured tropical rain showers while the SUN WAS STILL SHINING.  WTF was up with that?

KayVee.INC caught a snap of some random, senseless vandalism carved into the very sidewalks of our city.

(link to photo)

UPDATE: Ben found a second bit of street art on this slab, this one uses words, and so is easier to understand: What Kimmy said.

Did you just get laid off from that circus gig? Are you sick of not being able to eat soup without making a mess? Might be time for a beard trim. Head over to Chica Sexy today.

Photo by Jeremy Brooks.

Previously:

This Facial Hair Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand

Photo by AlanDejecacion.

All the clues you need to solve this mystery are in this picture. Can you figure out what happened before Bugs Meany gets away?

(via Sangroncito. Don’t worry they’re not dead, just drunk.)

1. REMOVE SHOES, EYEGLASSES & SHARP OBJECTS BEFORE ENTERING
2. NO FOOD
3. NO FLIPS
4. NO PULLING ON OR WRESTLING OTHERS
5. DO NOT BOUNCE AGAINST THE SIDE OR NEAR THE DOOR
6. KEEP HANDS OFF THE NET
7. IF INFLATABLE BEGINS TO LOSE AIR MAKE YOUR EXIT TO THE DOOR
8. DO NOT ENTER THE INFLATABLE UNLESS ATTENDANT IS PRESENT
9. CAN TURN OVER IN HIGH WINDS. UNLOAD IMMEDIATELY IF WINDS EXCEED 15MPH
10. DO NOT ENTER GATE WHEN WET. IT MAY BE SLIPPERY

(Title and photo via bats…, who is getting waay to much love on MM this week)

This is what our great protector sees as it endlessly scans the horizon for threats to our fair City.  Shouldn’t it be facing the Pacific Coast, though?  Perhaps Chief Gascon has succeeded in enlisting Sutro to help fight crime in the city.

Previously:

Sutro Comes ALIVE

Sutro Tower Lightning Strike

Making Tadpoles

Originally uploaded by bats…

More from Bob this week. Do these frogs remind you of something?

This definitely looks like a fun photo to take a photo in front of. Get to work!

This photo by the roadiegirl.

While crossing that neat (but sometimes frightening) pedestrian overpass connecting Vermont and Kansas over the James Lick Freeway near 22nd Street, this intrepid photographer experienced an epic confrontation with a wild animal in its natural habitat.  Luckily, he wasn’t mauled during the encounter and can continue to provide the public with fantastic shots of San Francisco, like this one!

Check out the largest size to witness the beast at bay as it stares deeply into your soul.

[Photo and Title by bats...]