Mission Mission

Brolores Park weighs in on the upcoming dietary meme:

a bro wrote in and was all, “now that we aren’t supposed to eat in a restaurant anymore, what do you think the next ‘authentic’ thing to do is? just want to stay ahead in terms of eating authentically”

seems pretty obvious that the next thing for bros to do in order to stay authentic is to ‘forage’

seems like it’s already happening [via ForageSF]. think we’re supposed to hunt around the park/local environment looking for ‘lichens’, ‘grasses’, ‘mushrooms’, and ‘tecates’

Read on…

(photo by Dizzy Atmosphere)

UPDATE: Johnny0 of Burrito Justice is better at the internet than me.

Where’s my “today” photo? Sheesh, you kids today need to learn to use the internet.

MapJack’s view.

Handy then-vs-now comparison I made.

Previously on Mission Mission:

• Dizzy Atmosphere’s Old Photos

This seems to be less subconscious and more art. Or maybe it performs some other kind of function I don’t understand.

(Photo by KayVee.INC)

More Ill Eagle in the wilds of Potrero Hill after the jump

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William sends us this tip for anyone who wants to hop a fence and steal liberate some gas station tomatoes:

They appear to be untended cherry tomatoes, and they’re growing out behind the gas station at Market and 15th. About here.

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Panchita’s 3 is giving out free papusas.

I love bike baskets.  Not only can I bike across the city with 30 pounds of vegan snacks on a deathtrap clearly engineered for someone 8 inches shorter than I am without getting a sweaty back, people leave me awesome presents in it.

Chris Brennan says:

hmmm, yeah – pretty sure i wouldn’t let you do any of these things for me…

i may be interested in your sign making services though.

(photo by Chris Brennan)

UPDATE: Brittney G. takes better photos than I do: