Mission Mission

Everything is Everything just put up lots of gorgeous shots of the sun setting over Ocean Beach — and a gaggle of Critical Massers — on Friday. Link.

Is it true some of the team breached the perimeter of Outside Lands?

Previously:

Highly Recommended: Sunset Bike Rides Out to the Beach (Especially on Days When Fires in Santa Cruz Light the Sky Up All Extra-Gnar)

I know stealing parts off locked bicycles is all the rage these days, but taking the steering wheel off of a kid’s Little Tikes Car?  That’s just low.

(Photo by captin_nod)

Now I know why my tenant agreement strictly forbids keeping wolves on the premises.

I excitedly ran over to my neighbor’s house with 537 dollars cash-money hoping to bet in a new Capp St. cockfighting ring only to discover that they are merely using them for a big chicken dinner.  Slaughtering chickens for food?  That’s just barbaric.

Previously on Mission Mission:

• $0.99 2-piece at Popeye’s
• Ba-Kok, New Kid on the Block

Play guitar and smoke a cigarette? Um, I’ve seen Kings of Leon do that pretty expertly with two hands. Try again.

Photo by captin_nod.

Normally I don’t read anything this long on the internet, but I couldn’t stop, and you won’t be able to either. Ramona begins:

I wanted to invite you over for game night, and then I wasn’t really sure if I was going to invite you, but then I decided that I would.  I forgot your number, because I’ve been sooo busy lately, and I asked my roommate, but she didn’t have it either.  It’s like no one has your number anymore, but eventually I did find it, obviously.  Anywho, It’s gonna to be really fun.  I’m supplying the drinks and some snacks, but if you’re going to eat as much as you did over Christmas break then you should probably bring something of your own.  I’m taking some really interesting psychology classes, and I seriously think of you like every day.

Read on.

Local blog Handjobbin’, as if it weren’t already plenty filthy, got waaay filthy over the weekend. Also this one.

Overheard in Dolores Park on Friday night: “Hey did you see that half-naked girl going down the hill in a wheelchair?”

No I did not, and does anyone have any video?

Found on 24th st by KayVee.INC:

Free!

Warning: Death Trap

(It turns on in the middle of the night, lighting itself and yourself up in a nuclear (oven) fireball)

(link1 – link2)

But don’t worry, passing out, puking, pissing, then defecating on the couch is NOT forbidden.  Just so long as you don’t take the cushions.

(A friendly public service announcement found on Oakwood between 18th and 19th by everyone’s favorite Greek Mission resident, Corinna – link)

Rather than keeping their multi-award-winning formula all to themselves, Katherine and Natalie have opted to share it with us all, via a feature on Chow. Win! It looks like exceptionally hard work, but it’s definitely worth it because when you’re done you get to eat MAC & CHEESE PIES. Link.

Photo by termie.

Previously:

Heaven is Macaroni and Cheese in a Flaky Pie Crust