Trick toe zaniness in Dolores Park

Don’t freak out.

Hot new look for spring: Cyclops glasses

Although it’s still not as hot a look as rocking a Cyclops ping pong paddle.

[via Vic]

P.S. Bring your paddles, X-Men-themed or otherwise, to Saturday night’s Berlin-style ping pong party in the Lower Haight! RSVP here for FREE BEER!

UPDATE: Thanks for the lasers, Beau!

Pal’s Take Away celebrates its 3rd anniversary today with some extra-special specials

Peep Pal’s anniversary menu, full of contributions from Pal’s best pals:

Guest Chef Carlo Espinas from Comstock brings his rabbi pate terrine banh mi w/ ginger-pepper sauce, cucumber, River Dog farm pickled carrot-daikon, cilantro, jalapeno, mayo/Acme torpedo roll

Our original Pal Dave Knopp makes his coffee-rubbed and smoked Marin Sun Farm pulled pork on Acme roll w/ creamy slaw and Dave’s BBQ sauce

Bread populist Josey Baker gives us his 3-seed sourdough bread on our Aleppo-maple roasted turkey breast w/ Fromage D’Affinois, Richie from Hapa Ramen’s meyer lemon mostarda, black olive, wild arugla-mei choi greens
spring garlic mayo

There’s the usual veggie sandwich too, plus Kate’s Toffee Crack for dessert, and you can always grab one of their special TV dinners!

Dolores Park in gouache and ink

I love the trippy foreshortening, like it’s dreamed Dolores instead of real Dolores. It’s supposed to be like 80 degrees this weekend btw. Can’t wait!

[via SashaEmily]

Emoji man giving the finger and jacking off onto emoji woman’s face and tits

I can’t say for sure who this Nick Fisher character is (but one wonders if possibly he’s the Nick Fisher from the New Twitter #space video or the Nick Fisher from our Dr. Teeth Death Sauce movie), but he’s either a genius or a real sicko or a real sicko genius.

What are the best places for pub trivia around the Mission?

Reader TJ posed the question in the comments section of yesterday’s post about international pop star Gotye winning it all at a pub quiz in the Tenderloin a couple days ago.

So how about it? I’ve heard good things about Shotwell’s and the Sycamore.

[Photo by Jordan]

Global pop sensation Gotye dominates pub trivia in the Tenderloin (as well as international pop charts)

All Shook Down reports, via tipster:

So last night @ trivia this nerdy dude comes in and proceeds to answer every question right. I’m like who the fuck is this genius? We get to talking and he tells me he’s Wally and we end up chatting about old exotica and new wave records. This guy had an encyclopedic knowledge of music and was as cool as fuck. Turns out it was international pop star GOTYE!

Dang. Read on for more story and more pics. And be sure to go see Gotye tonight at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. (He was scheduled to play the Independent until demand necessitated that they move the show to an exponentially larger venue.)

Guerilla marketing for NBC’s ‘Parks and Recreation’ and also cocaine

Reader Marcus I. spotted this very strange collab between network television and drugs.

New old photos of 1906 earthquake

To commemorate that today is the anniversary of the 1906 earthquake, Muni released a batch of never-before-seen photography from the aftermath. Three are set in the Mission.

Above is an almost totally incinerated street car on Guerrero Street, with the ruins of the Mission in the background. Below are scenes from Howard Street. (Now it’s known as South Van Ness, but it used to be Howard.)

[via Haighteration]

Vegan vandals strike again!

First they vandalized other artists’ work, now they’ve moved on to vandalizing federal property. A bold crew, this bunch of vegans.

Allan Hough

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Email: allanhough@gmail

Website: http://allanhough.bandcamp.com

Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission