Mission Mission

I think I met like seven or eight new ones this week, and then I saw this Flint pride in a bathroom.

Lookin’ sharp! (Way sharper than the rest of this movie anyway.)

Fast forward to the 6:00 mark if you want to cut to the chase:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4ulrXq9tWk

[Thanks, Tag!]

The details:

Sidewalk sale with dollar books
All books inside the shop 25% off
All day, rain or shine

The sale is on! Now! RSVP and invite your friends here.

[Photo by superdillettante]

I’ve been staring at this picture all morning. It’s like a whole Michel Gondry movie packed into one little cellphone shot.

[via Carlos]

His name is Bone Head. His URL seems to be erroneous.

[via Zarah]

Bummer!

P.S. I’m pretty sure that’s a riff on an MLK quote.

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I mean, hopefully they were unused. Or, really, does it make a difference?

Actually, I bet somebody on that Tenderloin Bingo card could find some way to make use of these. Damn, what I wouldn’t give to come across an orderly pile of RAZRs on BART.

[via Ticklefight]

It’s Cinco de Mayo. Maybe you want to get the hell out of the neighborhood tonight and avoid the shitshow that is a bunch of bros cabbing in to celebrate the holiday? Perhaps you’ll consider hanging in the Tenderloin. If you do, be sure to play Tenderloin Bingo.

“Someone Wearing the Shirt You Gave to Goodwill Six Months Ago” might make it pretty tough to get a blackout, but I’m sure it’s still a fun game.

Also, are Tenderloin Unicorns real?

[via YMFY]

I wonder if this has anything to do with yesterday’s 12-pack robbery at knifepoint. That bro sure bro’d hard.

[via Adhesive Product]

Mission Local reports:

The 37-year-old victim ended his picnic early and thirsty.

He was sitting in Dolores Park at 8:30 p.m. Wednesday when a 20-something male approached him, pulled out a knife and demanded a beer, police reported.

The suspect then decided he wanted more than one. He took the 12-pack and fled.

Wow, man. That’s a way better story than the thing I saw at Dolores Park last night. Watch your backs.

Read on.

[Photo by Paul Mison]

UPDATE: Our buddy Lindsey adds another perspective: