This Storm Trooper Is Wore Out!

Kevin Smith must’ve bored him to death with some kind of fat rights tirade.

Photo by potential_past.

Tokyo: Hair Feat

The kids in Shibuya dress ca-ray-zay!!!! Do we need to try a little harder?

Photo by Brad Elterman.

Monterrey: Mockinpott Rock!

One of my favorite photographers is this dude Jaime Martínez who takes a lot of low-res 3D pics and turns them into mesmerizing GIF animations. A couple weeks ago, Jaime attended MtyMx, a sort of anti-SXSW in Monterrey, and he’s been posting rad pictures ever since, including this shot of a Monterrey band called Mockinpott.

Mockinpott rules. They have kind of a Lost Sounds thing going on, and their label is giving away free digital downloads of all their records! Happy Easter!

Previously:

MM@SXSW

The iPad Is Already Causing Problems

Man Passed Out With iPads

Via Christopher F. Smith.

Fundraiser TONIGHT At The Secret Alley

Come help Noelle & Shawn end AIDS by biking a really long distance. Dance with My First Earthquake, Total B.S. (Bob Seeger cover band), Sir Salvatore and DJ Jackie Sugarlumps.

Check it out here.

The Secret Alley is at 180 Capp Street near 17th.

This happens tonight. Saturday. April 3rd. 8 pm.

New York: OMG Jeans!

Just imagine how excited this sign would be if it heard about David Duchovny pinball!

Photo by omfgnyc.

Previously:

Corduroy Corner

Obsessed With Denim

Chicago: Nothing Sarah Palin Can't Fix

What will Sarah do about hoodie-related violence?

Photo by Nick Adam.

Previously:

Mission Vegans Need Some Sarah Palin

SNL’s Racist Parody of Matt Gonzalez

Hunky Jesus Competition Moved Indoors

Bummer dudes, the annual Easter Sunday Dolores Park Hunky Jesus Competition has moved to the Eureka Valley Recreation Center at 100 Collingwood, between 18th and 19th St.

No word on whether or not you can put down a blanket, bring your dog, and sip a tall boy of Tecate out of a paper bag there, but don’t count on it.

(Thanks Laurie)

David Duchovny Pinball Machine Coming Soon

Can’t wait! Keep us informed, Mary Ann!

Previously:

Bill Paxton Pinball!!!!!

Shut Your Fucking Mouth Bitch Or I'll Knock You Off Your Bike

Adrienne the other day had a troubling encounter with an SFPD officer behind the wheel of an unmarked police sedan, allegedly. According to Adrienne, he cut her off, she expressed her frustration, and then he said, “Shut your fucking mouth bitch or I’ll knock your off your bike,” and proceeded to drive alongside her in a threatening and erratic manner down a section of Valencia Street.

Read the full account, and pay attention to the comments.

[via Streetsblog]