A Raiders fan and an actual ’49er walk into a bar

[via Stay Sick Turn Blue]

Who does Bowie love?

(Thanks, Ann B.!)

New Mission Theater space might possibly become an Alamo Drafthouse Cinema!

SFist has the scoop:

Medjool owner Gus Murad, who we know has been sitting on and contemplating a use for the historic New Mission Theater for several years, has finally made his plans known via an agenda item at tomorrow’s Historic Preservation Commission hearing. He’s planning to restore and reuse the theater as a five-screen cinema to be operated by Texas-based, beer-slinging movie chain Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas.

Woohoo! Those rule! Read on.

[Photo by Paul Lowry]

Valentine’s Day underwear dance party

RSVP and invite your friends!

Thoroughly ’80s Japanese soda commercial stars SF bike messengers

I don’t care how cute they are, I bet none of the TCB guys have ever pulled this stunt.

http://youtu.be/OqdeXEteVH0

[via Ice Tubes]

Portishead piggybank

Mission Street repaving project means Muni moves to South Van Ness

Mission Local reports:

Work along Mission Street is set to begin in March and will last six months, according to DPW.

Muni buses that run along Mission Street, including the 14 Mission — the third busiest line in the city — and the 49 Van Ness-Mission, will be rerouted onto South Van Ness Avenue.

Read on. (Thanks, JP.)

Awkwardly serenading Mission ladies

For Valentines Day, I bring you this Blammos video of Mission women scanning for an exit route.

Girls will always love you

Happy Valentine’s Day! RIP Whitney.

[via rgrjnr]

How many eggs would you like with your Osage?

Today’s filthy update brought to you as the first installment of the new DOA (Daily Osage Alley) series, previously mentioned here. Stay tuned for more daily doses of innovate couch use, mountains of banana peels, and piles of broken dice from one of the Mission’s lesser known waste strewn alleys.