Albino UPS Truck

Okay, what’s this? A relative of the Albino Checker Cab? Something special for P. Diddy’s White Party?

What’s this for?

Unmasking the Past

First of all, I’m a little bummed the Commonwealth folks decided to get rid of El Herradero’s Aztecky wraparound awning thing.

But if they hadn’t, we wouldn’t be treated to this view of some signage for Hunt’s Quality something or other. So it’s all good.

(Thanks, Banks!)

Previously:

Commonwealth!

Heard You Banging Last Night

Emily found this charming note outside her door the other day. So, flattering or creepy?

Critical Mass Planning Meeting Tonight

This here is the official route map for some Critical Mass they had back in 2006. Tonight, “organizers” will meet at Dolores Park to “plan” the “route” for Friday’s ride.

What’s that you say? You, like me, thought Critical Mass was unplanned and spontaneous. Think again! Back in the day, apparently, routes were planned, destinations were decided upon in advance. And some want to bring that M.O. back. Head over to the “official” “unofficial” SF Critical Mass “website” to read all about it.

The meet is at 7pm at 18th and Dolores if you want in.

See previous Mission Mission coverage of Critical Mass here.

Fashion in the Streets

Fashionist hit Sunday Streets! Check it out!

Scooter Hero

I was in a scooter gang in high school. Me and my buddy Morgan fixed up these old scooters from childhood, spray painted “Zero-X” on the backs of some surplus army fatigues, and rode around looking as tough as we could, sliding rails and hopping gaps at various neighborhood parking lots. We were badass.

One day, doing a routine rail slide on my way home from school, a bolt caught on a crack in the curb and I went over the handlebars, face first. I went home with a gash in my face, and one of my front tooths was gray for like a year. I scooted a couple more times after that, but couldn’t really bring the gusto. Zero-X was done.

It’s good to see those old scooters making a comeback. But be careful out there, kids.

Cocktail Innovation: Frozen Berries Instead of Ice

Helena had the presence of mind on this gorgeous summer Sunday to do it with Limoncello, but I can’t wait to also try it with simpler things like whiskey or rum or maybe a flaming marg. Good work, Helena!

Previously:

Broken Berries

Bernal Hill Blackberry Bonanza

Bush Bike

I’m not sure whether this was an art piece or just a guy hauling produce, but it was the highlight of my Sunday Streets. Except for the Ferocious Few show of course.

Sunday Streets in the Mission TODAY

Now those are some serious closures! Have fun, everyone!

See the official Sunday Streets website for all the details.

Previously:

Sunday Streets in the Mission, Summer 2009 (Second One)

Sunday Streets in the Mission, Summer 2009 (First One)

What Happened With That Controversial Event Permit Proposal?

Mission Local reports that the proposal was shut down. The entire SF Mime Troupe showed up at the Board of Supervisors meeting apparently.

Previously:

This Amendment Would Potentially Allow Any Event Permit to be Appealed by Any Member of the Public

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission